Any female Straight Dopers strong enough to pick up & carry a 200 lb man 50 meters?

Pulling something across a hard, flat surface is not the same as pulling something out of a ditch.

No shit. The idea of a fucking dog pulling a car out of the ditch is absurd.

Well, duh. If it’s fucking, it’s not gonna have time to do anything else.

Can a hand truck be part of the OP scenario?