Any legit places online to make $ without startup fee?

Factual Questions
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As a recent grad, the job market sucks (I’ll take a moment to let the shock set in with you all)

Now then…

I’ve resorted to doing such fun things as donating plasma (ouch) and I’m already jaded from it. I hate needles anyway but money makes people act odd.
I’ve looked into a couple places online that look legit according to the Better Business Bureau. However, they almost all require a one-time startup fee to get registered. I’m not looking for this. I’m looking to make money, not spend it!

Hey, I’m not looking to make a fortune filling out surveys online… just trying to support my Ramen noodle addiction so I don’t go into withdrawals… When I don’t have my noodles, I’m a jerk to be around.

In one recent unemployment thread one guy posted, someone mentioned some amazon-related site where someone claimed they made about .05$ in their first night. While it made me laugh… anything is better than an empty cabinet.

So, as the Title states, where can I find someplace online (filling forms, playing bingo, surveys, hey, i’ll even dance on webcam! I’m an ugly guy though)?

No startup fees and legitimacy is appreciated.
Experience?

Where shall I begin? (In a GQ sense, not IMHO)

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If you’re an ugly guy, you should be thinking about writing and selling computer programs on the web. You can do it all - advertising, product lit, downloads, online store, tech support, a browser trap for people trying to get a refund - you can even do your banking to store all your income, and order pizza for delivery. If you get good at it you may never have to stand up again.

Plus, programming is fun. In particular, I recommend scientific programming. Read up on chemistry or aeronautics or something, and away you go! It took me a few weeks to write my first finite difference heat transfer program in C#, but that was starting from scratch with that language, and you can download VisualStudio for C# free from Microsoft (better check if you can sell what you develop with the free package, tho).