I have a paragraph in my book I need to turn into a news article, but I don’t think it sounds news-like enough. Any newspaper writers want to help? I can email you the paragraph.
Not what you are asking for but I think any writer can learn heaps from Bob Baker’s Newsthinking. I have never been a news writer but I have written comedy and reviews so I would love to have a go at your par if I may.
I’ve been a reporter of one type or another for years. I’d be glad to help!
Emails sent. Thanks!
And replied, too! I’m a whiz on deadline. 
Thanks, Ellen. That was awesome work.