Any of you Straight Dopers a bona fide celebrity?

[Spiff]

*Originally posted by commasense *
**Wait a minute, if we’re going to talk about celebrity here, shouldn’t one important measure be if Cecil has ever answered one of your questions in his column?

He did one of mine (nyaah-nyaah!). I’d tell you exactly which one, but that would reveal my secret identity. **

Well, Cecil did answer one of my questions, and by linking to it here, I guess I’ve now revealed my secret identity!

[Chastain86]

My 2nd cousin is a famous female soccer player, notorious for deshirting herself during moments of heated celebration.

Bet you can’t guess which one. :dubious: