Any of you Straight Dopers a bona fide celebrity?

In My Humble Opinion
21

You’re obviously John E. Chance of Fugro-Chance. (at least that’s who I think of when I see your name)

22

I am the world’s foremost authority on the mating and courtship behavior of Eumeces anthracinus.

23

Some of you may have heard of me. My real name is Eumeces anthracinus.

24

A friend of mine’s mom was good pals with both Leonard Bernstein and Rod Serling. And I hear she dated Eumeces anthracinus, but I think she’s just indulging in wishful thinking there.

25

I was born in 1940 and moved to the US at age 18. I studied and taught martial arts, went on to develop Jeet Kune Do, and made several TV and film appearances before my untimely death.

26

I shook hands with Yaphet Kotto when he was getting an account with my internet provider.
He had just moved to my neck of the woods.

–CoffeeGuy

27

Like others here, I am quite well known within my (tiny) chosen profession.

But I believe I hold the record in this thread for the number of celebrities met, even if you cut out some of the more obscure–if prominent in their field–people on my list.

28

I’m very popular in evolutionary circles. Some people even think of me as an icon.

29

I am loved and adored by thousands.

Really.

Peace.

30

A quick Google on just one thing I’ve done got over a thousand hits. Does that count?

31

I met Alexander the Great once. I told him to get out of my sun.
He was a good looking lad but a little full of himself…

32

Numerous celebrities have tried to run me down. Really.

33

I’m “bona fide”. Yep, I’m “a suitor”. . .

I’m also on the books for the most restraining orders against me from celebrities.

Does that count?

Tripler
It doesn’t matter. I’ll be famous when my progeny and I take over the whole world.

34

I was once quoted in the Roanoke Times.

35

I havn’t had my 15 minutes yet. But when I do…

36

Crikey!

No. No! I’m joking! Oh, dear God…

37

When I walk down the street, girls point and stare and say “there’s Princhester, the well known doper, he has over 1500 posts!”

38

Oh, TLD, that was hysterical!

39

My sister dated Bob Villa’s daughter…does that count?

40

I once boffed the cousin of the drummer of a well known rock group.