Of course, which is why I said “ask your MD”. For some, that dosage is just fine, for others, very dangerous. Not a decision for anyone to make without expert advice. Pharmacist’s are indeed experts, but.
…until you stab your brain with a Q-Tip.
Well, if ALL the great minds in question stab their brains with a Q-tip, they’ll STILL think all alike. Not that well, mind you, but alike.
I’ve kept a “Alcohol and Drug Awareness Program” card that I needed to get a learner’s permit in my wallet for 8 years, because it says DO NOT CARRY IN BILLFOLD OR PURSE
I once saw a bottle of fingerprint ink at work that had the warning “Avoid Skin Contact” on it.
The absolutely frightening ear wax scrapers used commonly here in Japan are not unlike scraping your ear out with a really long bobby pin. That being said, Asian people tend to have a dry, flaky cerumen, rather than the soft, viscous liquid cerumen of Caucasians, so a scrapy thing works better for them. Still creeped me out whenever I saw my ex using it.
I bought a six pack of a microbrew beer while on vacation in the summer. It came in a decorative corrugated cardboard carrier with a handle at the top. Written on the box was the warning that one should not carry it by the handle. Brother, they weren’t kidding.
Luckily the handle only partially failed and I was able to catch the box before 20 dollars worth of beer crashed on the street, the resulting shuffling to fit in my luggage, however, caused me to miss my train by a minute. :smack:
When I clean my ears with a Q-tip, I gently insert down the middle of the canal, rubbing the sides as little as possible, then wipe the wax on the way out. In addition to minimizing wax pushed in, if I slip while cleaning, it slips out, not in.
ISTR one of the major brewers (Budweiser?) put out a beer pong game kit awhile back and warned against playing it with beer. They suggested water.
Vacuum cleaners. “Warning: do not insert penis”
Yeah right :dubious:
What? hey guys…, where you going?..
I had friends that would use water and then would just drink the required beer from seperate cups that didn’t have dirty basement floor ping pong ball crud in it.
This is one reason why I don’t play beer pong.
Here’s my card, we should get together sometime. 
I thought that was part of the point.
Some banks let you choose your PIN. Others send one letter with the card, one with the PIN. The letter with the PIN always says to never carry it with the card. This is bad enough when the customer actually can change the PIN at the ATM, but I’ve had cards whose PIN couldn’t be changed, either by me or by the bank’s cashiers.
When jump starting a car, never, ever connect the black cable to the negative terminal of the dead battery – unless you actually want the car to start.
Well…I have been known to put food into new freezers without waiting 24 hours, or however long it is you’re supposed to wait.
I don’t know if it’s still this way, but Social Security cards used to come with instructions that your SSN was NOT to be used for identification purposes. Of course, I was required to use it all through college as an ID number and my current employer–until just recently–required us to use our SSN as an employee ID and as our username for logging on to our network. And health insurance providers use it, and on, and on…
Oh, and on cleaning ears: An older guy I used to teach with always used his classroom key to clean his ears. They were fairly “jagged” sawtooth keys and it always made me cringe when he would stick that thing deep in his ear and start twisting it around.
I have seen a few doors with a sign “Keep this door closed at all times” or something to that effect, but people cannot help opening it as it is the only door to the room.
Yeah, but they were “shocked” that people were drinking beer at all as part of the game.
I can make this Q-Tip…disappear!