Any Pro Wrestling Fans in the Audience? (Multiple promotions) (Part 2)

Next week on RAW we have Sheamus vs. Grayson Waller, Jey Uso vs. Bron Breakker in a non-title match, AJ Styles and Penta vs. Finn Balor and JD McDonough, and Money in the Bank qualifying matches.

Qualifying matches actually begin this Friday on SmackDown.

Another LU alum, Jeff Cobb has joined Solo’s stable, the former Matanza.

I think it could be an interesting angle that the Pacific Islanders worship underwater gods and are recruiting warriors to enact their will on the surface world. Make it all Lovecraftian.

As of tonight’s SmackDown, Jeff Cobb has been renamed to JC Mateo.

Tiffany Stratton retained her Women’s Title against Nia Jax despite Nia kicking out of the Prettiest Moonsault Ever (becoming allegedly the first person to do that), getting hit with a Bonzai Drop, and despite Naomi’s attempt to interfere with a steel chair. Nia got hold of the steel chair but Tiffy kicked it into her face and got the three off another moonsault.

I thought it was over after that Bonzai Drop, but Tiffany grabbed the bottom rope to break the count.

Great match.

Chelsea Green, who was the longest reigning WWE Women’s US Champion of all time, has now been forced to lay down for that over the hill has-been Alexa Bliss.

She’s only 33.

I want to talk to the manager.

AEW’s Darby Allin reached the summit of Mt. Everest today.

Is he going to jump off?

He did perform the world’s highest kickflip a few days ago. 20,958 feet. A new world record.

WrestleMania 42 will not take place in New Orleans after all.

Chelsea Green will challenge Zelina Vega for the Women’s United States Championship at Saturday Night’s Main Event, giving us the women’s match we lacked on the card.

The Wyatt Sicks returned tonight on SmackDown, in the main event.

Bronson Reed attacked CM Punk during the opening match on Saturday Night’s Main Event, aligning himself with Seth Rollins and Bron Breakker’s group.

El Hijo Del Vikingo will face Chad Gable at Worlds Collide on June 7.

Logan Paul did not become champion so I can continue to watch WWE and complain about how much it sucks.

And Cody Rhodes is back!

Cena and Paul vs. Cody and Jey at Money in the Bank.

Trick Williams from NXT defeated Joe Hendry to win the TNA World Championship at Battleground tonight.

R-Truth has been released from his WWE contract. His last match was against JC Mateo on this past SmackDown.

Carlito’s contract is expiring in 2 weeks and will not be renewed.

After a confrontation following the opening match of Worlds Collide, Dominik Mysterio decided to put his Intercontinental Title on the line against Octagon Jr. later tonight at Money in the Bank.