So, this is what they’re doing with the money they saved by cutting Sheamus and New Day.
I felt the life suck out of the arena when he appeared.
Meanwhile in Vegas, TNA’s Mahabali Shera has defeated the forrmer Jack Swagger in a (checks notes) professional slap-fight.
Adam Pearce just announced that over the next two weeks, there will be five matches that will determine the competitors in a ladder match to determine the interim WWE Women’s Champion at SummerSlam. And when Rhea Ripley gets back from her torn meniscus, we’ll have a match to find out who the true Women’s Champion is.
Fatal Influence won the Women’s Tag Team Championship at Saturday Night’s Main Event.
Lyra Valkyria has a new entrance theme that’s slower and, I believe, in a minor key, representing her breakdown.
Raquel Rodriguez finally, finally won the Women’s Intercontinental Championship from Sol Ruca on RAW, her first singles title on the main roster.
Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods posted an animated short called “Daybreak” on the cusp of their free agency.
The Motor City Machine Guns are All Elite.
Brock Lesnar says he’s retired.
Fuck! No sooner had Chelsea Green won the Interim Women’s Championship than she suffered a fractured orbital bone!
Grayson Waller can’t catch a break. It seemed like his return to NXT and C. M. Punkesque Pipe Bomb promo was going to elevate him to main event status, but then he gets paired with Santana/Montana, where he was pretty much guaranteed not to win, against WWE’s latest hot catch.
It was a brilliant match, which I thought was going to end with D’Angelo interfering, setting up a three-way down the road. D’ by the way, sounded totally lackadaisical on commentary. Now Waller gets insta-buried with Godzilla Fatu’s debut, and I can see why D’ was so blasé on the mic. He knew his spotlight was about to be stolen.