Bestiality? Necrophilia? Something.
“Ride the Monorail” - The Tragically Hip
Milo, please.
Voted as: The poster you’d most like to meet.
I demand a recount.
Cunnilingus?
Oh, wait. He probably doesn’t even know what that is…
Any Straight Females Have A Same Sex Encounter? Would You Like Someone To Watch?
Anyone Have A Threesome?
I’m Sexy, Rich, Well-Built Guy With An Enourmous Penis. Any Ladies Wanna Fuck?
Those are the top three I was expecting from him any time now.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
OMG whatever you do… do not mention Felching!!!
:ducks for cover::
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
C’mon people, this guy is getting exactly what he wants in spades: not only are we keeping his idiotic threads at the top of the forum list, we have been duped into starting whole new threads that do nothing but focus on him.
Cut it out. :mad:
Do not feed the troll.
DO NOT FEED THE TROLL.
DO NOT FEED THE TROLL.
Sor-ry.
(Holds knuckles out and winces in anticipation.)
“You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment.” - Bill Hicks
You’re right Wally, BUT:
“If I paid you $100 would you have sex with me? How about $500? How about $1000 and all you have to do is talk dirty to me? What if I paid you $1500 and all I do is watch you with somebody else? I’ll be quiet, really!”
Show me the money!
I think I figured it out!! Mikey is the guy who comes up with those stupid titles for the Ricki Lake episodes!!
I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.
Mikey will come up with more sexual topics, I’m sure, as long as he keeps watching HBO. Just saw something interesting there myself. There was this show called Radio Sex TV (okay, I was bored), and the woman hosting it had a call from a man who wanted to have anal sex with his wife. The host (Dr. Susan Block) talked with the husband, then talked to the wife, and while she was talking to the wife, she said the very same thing our dear Mr. Masterson said in his anal sex OP. Almost word-for-word, too.
Guess Michael’s parents forgot to install the V-chip.
This space blank, until Wally thinks up something cool to put here.
‘do you wipe front to back or back to front?’
Sequential thread titles:
Any sexual topics Masterson hasn’t asked about yet?
Britney Spears
“So, how do YOU guys think the goat feels about it afterward?”