Any words you insist on reading wrong (in your head at least)?

Thinking about this today. In English translations of manga, they often use “fufufu…” to represent a type of laughter. I prefer to always read it as the person saying “Eff you, eff you, eff you…”

There is a local restaurant named Master’s Wok that I think of as Master Swok and a medical franchise named Doctor’s Care that to me is Doctor Scare.

(And from a similar recent thread)