What words do you mispronounce in your head even though you know better?

I learned a lot of words by reading. I corrected most of them (e.g. awry: aw-ree > uh-RYE), but some I just like better my way. I always say colonel as connell, even though I know it’s kernel, and I have to censor myself if it ever comes up in conversation. Anyone else do this?

I do the same with colonel, but I pronounce it KUL-nul.

Interesting,

I knew the word colonel before I saw it in print. It was such a shock to see how it was really spelled that I still think “col-uh-null” whenever I see it in print.

Shrilly

Hermione is always saying things shrilly in the Harry Potter books.

I insist(wrongly) that it is pronounced "shrill ily.

:slight_smile:

Linux. In my head, I always think of it with a long i. I have to mentally correct before I say it out loud- every single time.

The name Sean.

daschund. I ALWAYS say dash-und first.

Prolly

“Integral” …in my head is intagruhl (no real accent), but seems the proper pronunciation is In-tay’-gruhl.

Solemn. I read it before I ever heard it - to describe Sara Crewe in A Little Princess. Soe - lem (with a long o) just sounds more solemn to me!

I don’t think you’re far off. Isn’t it “In-teh-grul” (no real stress on any syllable) for the mathematics term and “in-TEH-grul” when it’s something of importance?

Perhaps this is because you’re spelling it wrong?

Dachshund.

Dachs-hund.

Tangential… I read (and sometimes have to correct my pronunciation from) tan-genital. :smack:

Possibly.

I always think nothing could possiblye go wrong..

I took a Linux/Dos college course where the instructor pronounced it LInux.

As for me, for a while I would see the word cemetery in my head as cementry (why I added an “n” to the word, I don’t know). So I’d be thinking about cement. But thankfully I’ve always pronounced it correctly.

Restaurant. You need to mispronounce it in your mind to spell it correctly.

I think kull-a-nell when I see “colonel.” I think because I watched Hogan’s Heroes back in the day, and it’s sort of how the French serviceman pronounced it ;p

I always hear Lie-nux, for Linux.

When I was a kid, one of the Sunday comic strips used “bleah” which I read bleee, when it is really bleh. My family thought I was extremely funny.

camouflage, but I say ‘camerflage’

“Instrument” I have to pronounce it In-stru-ment in my head to spell it right.

Some names are always going to throw me. Especially Gaelic ones like “Siobhan”. In what universe does that look like it should be pronounced “sha-vaun”?

Other names I refuse to pronounce as requested out of sheer cussedness. Like the very talented actor Ralph Fiennes. His dad’s name was Mark, and his brother is named Joseph and both are pronounced normally. But his name is supposed to be pronounced “rafe”? Bite me.

This is why I call psycho “pssy-cho” in my head. I finaly had to train myself to do that because I got sick of having to look that word up everytime I wanted to use it in writing.