NXT: Makeover kicked ass among ass among ass.
Wilder & Dawson were channeling Tully Blanchard and Arne Anderson big time and used a lot of their same techniques. I’ve always liked the concept of an established tag team being better than two individual big stars teamed together. While neither “established” team won, they still showed that NXT’s tag team division is serious shit.
This card was so good, none of the matches sucked. There were no soap opera angles, no time wasted on promos, and nobody needed to be “carried.” Every participant worked their asses off.
Bayley is so fucking adorable. I don’t know if it’s because of the way she lines her eyebrows, but she just makes you feel sympathetic for her when she’s in trouble. At the beginning when Sasha knocked her back to the corner and gave her a smug stare, Bayley looked worried, like she didn’t realize she was in for a real fight.
There’s a difference between NXT booking and the main roster in that there’s hardly those boring periods where the hapless face does nothing but get beat on for 15 minutes. Both participants get in equal amounts of offense. They both look good. The heel doesn’t have to be carried for 90% of the match, Vince.
Asuka looked dynamite. I like the sweet-yet-sadistic smiles. Dana Brooke has actually grown on me. She’s shown she can take some licks and contort her body like she’s being pretzled. I also think it’s funny to imagine her talking like one of those entitled bimbos on reality TV during the match. “Omigod, does this Japanese girl smell like fish or anythinnnnng? They eat a lot of sushi over therrrrre.” OK, maybe that’s just me.
Cody’s promo was truly poetic. He knocked it out of the park.
The only thing that bothered me was the way that Dusty was portrayed as a major WWF star. He only stayed for about a year in WWF as I recall, then returned to NWA, where he resumed travelling among all its territories and booking their shows. He didn’t wear polka dotted trunks outside of WWF either. He was a major part in the development of NXT of course, but he contributed much more to the history of NWA and WCW. Vince just didn’t seem to get Dusty’s “working man” gimmick.
Likewise, the team of Arne Anderson and Tully Blanchard weren’t in WWF that long, and Vince tried to make them more flashy than their blue-collar personalities and labeled them “The Brainbusters.” No. Just no. They were the core contingent of the Four Horsemen and not show ponies.