Oh yeah that was hilarious. I really loved Noah climbing around on trees like an ape trying to catch monkeys and tossing barrels at pigs so they would fall asleep and he could stack them on top of the ox and sheep he was already carrying. And the Bible Buffet was one of the weirdest things ever. I would so read a sacred book about killer potato chips and tomatoes!
That King’s Quest V playthrough is a hoot - my boyfriend doesn’t get why it’s funny, because he didn’t play V and VI until his fingers bled when he was a kid. It’s like playing it again with a good friend or something - god, that fucking scorpion! It’s funny what I remember and what I don’t - it usually lines up exactly with what he does, weirdly enough. I also remembered the willow lady as beautiful and loved her song, and now she looks like some nasty Ent thing. Hee!
I can’t believe he made it most of the way through without running into a dead end “no win” situation.
I haven’t watched it all the way through to jog my memory, but I distinctly remember a cloak and a ham and an eagle and an all-devouring rage.
Holy crap, I just watched this and I couldn’t breathe I was laughing too hard. It’s like somebody’s half-assed school project, except they put way too much effort in the weird sexual harassment storyline and having the narrator(s) berating you for even going down that road, and the weird costume changes and photoshop filters, and… OK, it’s quite possibly both the best and worst game ever.
The Nerd’s reaction to the sudden appearance of the upside-down chicken mask is, I think, the funniest thing he’s ever done. It’s just the perfect reaction.
I love AVGN to death. There’s just something about apoplectic rage that I always find gut-busting (Lewis Black, Sam Kinison, etc.).
I love his stuff when he’s actually playing the games.
He tries something and fails, “Fuck”, tries again, “FUCK!”, tries again “WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!” 
Always gets me. He should stop with the additional jokes and just stick to banging his head against bad game design. When he does that he’s golden.
Man, that Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties review needs to come with a health warning about busting your gut; it’s one of the funniest things I have ever seen. And does AVGN really own all those defunct consoles and old games as part of his personal collection? He is one dedicated video game nerd.
To wax philosophical for a moment, I think this is a good example of why global pop culture is infinitely richer for the Internet. There is probably a tiny number of people in the world with the resources or skill to do what AVGN does and before the Internet they would have had no outlet for their talents. Today such people not only get a free distribution channel, but the Internet, through threads like these, helps sift through the dross and highlight the gems that are really worth watching.
He apparently does. He’s currently auctioning off the Atari Jaguar he used in his two-part review, including his two non-functioning Jaguar CDs (including the one he “shit” in).
Not all of them, he asks for donations on cinemassacre.com (his site), but I do know once or twice he had to resort to borrowing because all the ones he found on eBay ended up broken (or something). I think sometimes he gets a permanent donation after the review, in case he wants to do more or just out of fan appreciation so he may very well own them all now but didn’t necessarily at the time of the review. I know he’s been loaned games too, but he has a lot. He was recently finishing off his NES collection meaning he has almost every NES game published, and I think he’s close on Genesis titles too.
By the way, Angry Nerd trying to setup and play the Atari 5200 is an absolute classic. I laughed through the entire “review”. That system was impossible!
Angry Nerd attempts to play Atari 5200
