Anybody Got Fidel in the Dead Pool?

[Tuckerfan]

Chavez hints Castro might be about to kick.

Cuban leader Fidel Castro is “fighting for his life,” Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said in a speech to the state legislature in Rio de Janeiro.

Chavez, who said he spoke to Castro a few days ago by telephone, compared Castro’s battle against a serious intestinal illness with the Cuban leader’s time in the island’s mountains heading the revolution against the Fulgencio Batista government.

“Fidel is again in the Sierra Maestra again,” Chavez said Friday. “He’s fighting for his life. We don’t know; we want him to recover, and he continues progressing, although slowly.”

Supposedly, the Cuban media’s reporting none of this. I’m guessing it’s only a matter of time before they start playing patriotic music.

[bbs2k]

@Tuckerfan

Anybody Got Fidel in the Dead Pool?

I’m pretty sure almost all of us do.

[carnivorousplant]

@bigbabysweets2000

I’m pretty sure almost all of us do.

I wanted to introduce the “Fish In A Barrel” award. Did you guys listen?
I think not.

[guizot]

Most people die. But why I should want a dead Castro in my pool is another story.

[dogbutler]

@guizot

Most people die. But why I should want a dead Castro in my pool is another story.

As long as it’s not zombie Castro in the pool. The last one ate my neighbor’s Shih Tzu.

[carnivorousplant]

@dogbutler

As long as it’s not zombie Castro in the pool.

Aw, man!

[bubble] Cerebros…cerebros…[/bubble]

I may never go swimming again.

[Mehitabel]

“Artificial anus!” - Jon Stewart

First thing that will spring to mind when he finally kicks el cubo.