Anybody have any objections to me opening a hookerbot emporium?

All those “reasons” and “logic” are all well and good, but is a lost cause, we want our sexbots NOW

You’ll be sorry. I have it on good authority they do ot wash your paint brushes afterward.

Ah, oh :(, carry on them.

Your Ralph Kramden like scheme is going down, Skald.

Funny you should say that. The first thing I thought of was this story I read in sci-fi porn collection (the name of which escapes me as does the name of the collection :()
about the future in which robots are consider preferable to mere women and are far more exspensive. So a mere paints herself blue (make perfect sense if it’s desirable to not be human) attaches leads to her head (see above) and makes a living pretending to be a robot.

There are enough humans willing to be sex slaves. If we can make ones that want something…or ones that can want to be a sex slave, well why not?

You must give Dopers discounts. That is all.

He’d go out of business then.

He has half a million of them. There are plenty for others.

Just to say that this theme has been explored quite extensively by Clifford Pickover in several of his fiction and non-fiction works. He addresses all sorts of moral and ethical dilemmas in a very insightful way.

Now, would my money be better spent on one $100 hookerbot, or one hundred $1 hookerbots? And I’d like to buy a redheaded one if you please.

Really? Like the way men are mocked for having hot waitresses /hot female secretaries / hot female anything else working with/for them?

Assuming the hookerbots are competent painters, and successfully passing as human, I think guy mocking would only happen if the price was known. And even then a good chunk of guys would still be high-fiving and saying “Yeah, but totally worth it dude! Way to go!”

Since the LMDs appearance can be changed at the user’s whim, I do not understand either why you chose to specify “redheaded” or why you did NOT specify gender.

I bet you lost a sale on that one. I’m glad I’m not financially involved in this Titanic Deck Chair Rearrangement.

In the first place I’m not selling any of the hookerbots. I don’t trust anyone but me with them. They are programmed to return to base 24 hours after every rental and to self-destruct if prevented.

Second, I was just pointing out that the bots can look like anybody from Shelly Radley to Adolf Manjou.

In the third place my finances are secure. On an entirely separate trans-dimensional raiding trip, I kidnapped Ronnie Raymond 5 nanoseconds before he exploded, healed his wounds with my handy-dandy Purple Ray, and brainwashed him to do my bidding. Where do you think I get the unobtainium I need for the continua device & such?

1.) What if I want to rent them for longer?

2.) So, I can extort giant amounts of money from you simply by threatening to kidnap a large enough percentage of your hookerbot population? (I.e., you don’t pay up, I don’t release them, they explode themselves, you’re stuck having to replace a significant part of your hookerbot fleet.)

Don’t annoy him, he thinks he’s Donald Trump. The next girl you meet at a bar may be one of these glowing spine bimbos, programmed to explode at the Worst Possible Moment. :rolleyes:

Don’t worry, the hookerbots will be first in line when I start the resurrection.

I don’t have enough hair to be trump.

Good thing I’m a straight woman who won’t be doing much drinking any time soon 'cause she’s on anticoagulants, then. :smiley:

You don’t have to have hair to be trump, just belong to the best held suit.