anybody have the 'universal complication' gene?

I do. I was born with the innate ability to have everything that deals with my life be unnecessarily complicated. For example:

In a class of 90 students, the only one whose exam score was fudged (and took friggin two weeks to fix) was mine.

Whenever there is a roster, my name will be abesent due to some paperwork error.

Among a staff of 15 employees, my paycheck is always the one that is wrong/messed up/etc.

The harder I try to be reliable for someone the flakier they are going to be to me, and vice versa.

For some reason, I have some trait that causes people to botch paperwork involving me. I’ve become so used to it that I can practically anticipate it. When I’m giving somebody information about me, I often have them recite it to me to make sure they got it down right. Seven times out of ten they had it down wrong, and sometimes after I correct them it STILL winds up wrong! :mad:

raises hand

That would be me. Paperwork less so, weird personal complications more so. I think I just drive people crazy through little fault of my own.