I’m in really good shape.
Today I built a set of five steps, two retaining walls, and set about a dozen pavers.
I went to Lowes, and bought nine bags of concrete, cinder blocks, pavers, and junk.
I loaded it. Took it home. Unloaded it.
I measured my slope, dug it out, fit everything loosely, and then cemented it in place. I started at 9:00 finished at 5:00.
I probably would have finished about 2:00, but I figure I spent about 3 hours, going “Holy shit! This is hard work!”
I consider myself a tough guy (I just typed “I fancy myself a tough guy,” but then I realized tough guys don’t “fancy” things, so I changed it,) but this job wiped me out and made me its bitch.
My back hurts, my neck hurts, my legs hurt. I got a blister in my palm. The skin on my hands is cracked and wrinkled and feels hot and sore.
And yet, I really didn’t do shit.
Back in ye olden days, caveman pioneer types would probably do what amounts to 10 times this amount of work just to subsist. They had no medical care, and did it in spite of walking around with a lifetime worth of injuries, scurvy, brucellosis, pulled ligaments, badly healed breaks, head lice, fleas, tapeworms, running sores, bad teeth, ruptured disks, herniated thingamadoobies, and just about anything else you can imagine.
It’s not like I built the pyramids or anything.
Indeed, most of the time I watch other people work, or work physically at hard labor with other people, I note that about 85-90% of the time is spent either recovering from the last effort, or assaying the next one.
It’s like the days I burnt the pile of logs. Only a very small percentage of the time was spent actually hauling a log. The rest of the time I stood panting and thinking “Goddamn that log was heavy,” “That log also looks heavy,” or “Damn, all these logs look heavy.”
And the dirt, and the sweat, and the strain.
It’s like work. Damn. Most of the time, I figure we have machines that do all the actual work for us. We call it work when we’re operating the machine, but it’s really not. It’s watching the machine work.
I remember how tired I get from the strain of operating my heavy chainsaw. It’s heavy and awkward, and it seems like a lot of work.
I remember my old barn. Every piece of wood in that thing was hand hewn.
They didn’t have chainsaws, they had saws or axes. If they needed a square beam, they started with a tree. Cut the tree down with an axe. Lop the branches off. Start at one end with an axe and chop down along the length to get a flat edge. Rotate the tree, and do it again. Rotate the tree and do it again. Rotate the tree and do it again. Now you have a square beam.
If I need a square beam I go to Lowes and get one. I call it work to put them together with nails and bolts driven by power tools.
How many hours of backbreaking manual labor did those guys who made my barn invest to get a single beam? There are hundreds of beams in that barn. All of them are joined by hand with tabs and slots and dowels. What do they call it? Toungue and grovve?
How many hours pounding away with chisels for each joint?
When they dug the foundation for that barn they didn’t have bulldozers or skid loaders. They had shovels. And they carried all those rocks by hand. I know the year that barn was built. It’s carved into a stone. 1846.
It’ still there, and as solid as ever. Do we build like that today?
That guy that did that was a colossal badass of strength ingenuity, and determination. He probably didn’t think anything of it. He needed a barn, so he built one.
Five steps, and two smallish retaining walls made from storebought prefab materials wiped me out. Wiped me out bad.
I am considered a strong man, a good worker. By today’s standards. What a pussy I am, compared to the men of the past.
Have we lost our ability to work?