I was reading The Onion’s “Our Dumb Century” today, some of the older standards had the legend “Tu stultus es”.
Anyone?
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FU Omniscient, I’ll put as many return strokes as I want! I live on the edge, baby!
Okay, a bit more research discovered the following:
TU: pron. of the 2nd person; strengthened forms in -te , -met, temet; [thou, you]; plur. vos, etc. [ye, you].
STULTUS: -a -um [foolish , silly]; m. as subst. [a simpleton, fool]; adv. stulte.
“You Are Stupid”?
Yep, “You are stupid.” I don’t like the word order though 
I, too, remember some Latin from school.
Serpent in hortus est.
Cave Canum.
Caveat Emptor.
Uhm… that’s about it, I suppose
What wrong with the word order? Sounds like standard predicate nominative to me.
Then again, I mostly read medieval Latin, not classical.
It looks like Coldfire and I simul-posted.
In real life, I’d owe him a beer. What’s the penalty on Straight Dope? Provide more details?
Well, here’s my favorite quote from my freshman Latin text (supposedly it was found written or a wall in Pompeii):
“Tu mater stertocarari est.”
The only passage I’ve ever seen containing “stertocarari” (i may have misspelled it – it’s been two decades) had a footnote translating it as something on the lines of ‘manure cart driver’. I’d be grateful if someone could clarify
KP wrote:
Nothing really, I just like strange word orders. I just kinda felt like saying that, the post with just “You are stupid.” seemed a bit dry. I actually wouldn’t use “tu” though, that would mean emphasizing that you are stupid…I would just say stultus es. Or if I were feeling particularly vicious, stultissimus es. Or I could invoke some harsh Latin insults that would send shivers down your spine!
All I seem to remember from studying 6 yrs of latin is Caecilius and his wife Metella…
however, on refreshing my memory a little bit…
yep, it does mean “you are stupid”,
and there is nothing wrong with the word order as well.
caecilius! that guy was the man.
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My high school Latin came in handy when the arts institute I went to named thier magazine “Semper ubi sub ubi.” (yea, I know, wrong “where.”)
I believe “you are stupid” is accurate as well, or else 3 years of high school latin were for naught.
Actually, the phrase I remember most from that long-ago time was one we guys in the back row of freshman latin constructed in a moment of inspiration: “Inflatus sum a tua mater.”
We intended it to be a vulgar assualt that would shock people for its combination of the scholarly and the obscene. In reality, I think it literally translates to “I am inflated by your mother,” but I may be wrong even on that. Anyway, it was the best we could do on short notice…
Is there an English/Latin translater online, like Babelfish?
Geeze, you guys are pretty good. All I remember is the pictures from the textbooks: men in short skirts, golden fields, baths, and something agriola.
Ah yes… my favorite sentence in all Latin: first day of class, first declension… agricola puellae occupat [The farmer seized the girls].
Suddenly, I felt I truly understood the Romans.