Anybody want a 12-foot beachball?

[Skywatcher]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11745&item=5905608584

B,B,B,Big and Bouncy!! Youve seen our king size 72' "worlds biggest beach ball"…well its been dethroned...meet the new king...its been SUPER-SIZED to almost twice the diameter - wow!! This behemoth is 140" (approx. deflated size) across and stands OVER “SEVEN FEET” TALL (true diameter) when inflated…its gigantic, huge, mammoth, colossal, like really, really BIG!!! Check out the picture of it in the back of a full size, 3/4 ton 4x4 with an eight foot box.. Its made of heavy duty, matte finish vinyl in a unique four color, eight panel style and features a threaded, “boston valve” for easy inflation/deflation. (it took me an hour to inflate mine and another hour to deflate it) The big part of the valve threads into the large opening (for fast inflation/deflation) and the smaller cap can then be removed for inflation (by mouth? good luck!!) without loss of air as there`s a rubber flapper inside. It also has a rope around the middle (which helped the two of us carry it) A ton of fun for pool or beach play, this would also be great in the park and awesome for summer camp - what a “ball”!! It is brand new and will come to you in a factory sealed package that weighs almost 17 pounds!!

[NurseCarmen]

Sheesh. It doesn’t even come with one of those cheap little foot pumps.

[JThunder]

Hmm… This seems like the sort of thing that should be following Patrick McGoohan around.

[The_Scrivener]

Y’know, if John Carpenter ever gets around to shooting a sequel to Dark Star, that beach ball could be just the thing…