It’s $95!! You can get the use of a real one cheaper than that!
Yes, but I’ve heard that having one is like having you’re own ATM machine.
I want a T-Shirt that says, “You have annoyed the crazy person.”
bookmarks site I want black UFO pants! $52 though?!
Humbug, goes on the wishlist. Damn you people and your linking to the cool clothes… mumble
I’ve wanted the “talk nerdy” to me shirt on t-shirt Hell for a long time. A friend I used to work with kept saying he was going to get it for me because of the way I would get excited discussing long-dead scientists and computer hardware.
I like how just under the t-shirt is a link that says “Click to enlarge”.
I have one that says QUEEN OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.
I’d wear that.
I wore a shirt that had this (possibly NSFW) on it.
Whoa, that guy’s still around?
I want this one.
You were wearing the shirt or she was?
I spray painted FUCK OFF on a t shirt back in my punker days and used to wear it to class at my small private Methodist college. I got absolutely no reaction so I quit wearing it. Damn non-uptight Methodists.
Somewhere I have an Onion shirt that says “You are dumb” that I wear to play poker every so often. I always wanted the one that said “People who wear glasses are ugly nerds” so I could wear it with my glasses but since the LASIK it just doesn’t seem as funny.
In NYC, you regularly see people wearing a fave of mine - a t-shirt that says
Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck
You do know that most t-shirt places can make any message you want on a per-letter cost basis? I had two done that way. One read “CAUTION: STARVING DIETER may bite if provoked”. The other said “BAD ATTITUDE”. The clerk at a convenience store liked that one so much he gave me a sack of groceries for it.
Not that I’d have ever worn it in public, but one of my favorite wedding gifts was an apron, with pockets for (and furnished with) housecleaning implements like sponge (in plastic-lined pocket), paintbrush, putty knife, toothbrush, steel wool. On the front of it was embroidered, and embroidered very nicely, and in big letters,
FUCK HOUSEWORK
Very useful.
Heh! That kind of reminds me of the gift I’m going to get supervenusfreak when that big day comes (and we can live in our home state to do it). “Fuck Barbra Streisand!!” (My baby loves him some Joan Cusack…)
I once dated a guy who had - and wore - that shirt. He was so awful in bed, I could understand why masturbation was so important to him.
Snerk!
“I said, she was too old for Yentl!”
That reminds me of one of the funniest T-shirts I ever saw in my college town of Gainesville, Florida (a real liberal hippie enclave):
DIE, YOU STUPID HIPPIES
DIE, YOU FUCKING SUCK
Sorry, she was.
THis is the favorite T_shirt of a friend’s husband. She keeps trying to hide it and it always winds up on the top of the T-shirt stack…
Heh. That was the name of our bowling team one year. We all bought matching blue bowling shirts and had “Bad Attitude” embroidered on the back in fancy script with gold thread.
You know the “Native Texan” shirts that they advertise in Texas Monthly magazine?, I want a shirt just like that but with “Naive Texan” written on it.
Unclviny
I wanted one when our kids were toddlers that said “Raised by Wolves,” but my husband wouldn’t go for it.
I think the 5-year-old is about ready for one in a slightly larger size.