Cool things to put on a T-shirt

Hi all!

I want to get a T-shirt embroidered with a cool phrase or saying. Ideally, when I wear this T-shirt in public, it will:

[ul]
[li]demonstrate my intellectual mastery of all things, and;[/li][li]make attractive women want to sleep with me[/li][/ul]

Here are some I’ve thought of already:
[ul]
[li]The experiment requires that you continue[/li][li]Arithmetic trembles[/li][li]“Hunde! Volt ihr ewig leben?”[/li][/ul]

I would welcome any comments or further suggestions…

[QUOTE=Bernard Marx]
Here are some I’ve thought of already:
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[li]The experiment requires that you continue[/li][li]Arithmetic trembles[/li][li]“Hunde! Volt ihr ewig leben?”[/li][/QUOTE]

You honestly think that’s going to get attractive women to sleep with you?

How about: I’m not Mr. Right, but I’ll screw your brains out until he comes along,

On the front of your tee, left aligned on the chest , in typeface small enough to catch a stanger’s attention, pique their curiosity, and get them to wander nonchalantly over to you to sneak a peek at what it says, have printed:
Nosy little fucker, aren’t you?

I’m cheating since I saw a guy wearing this T-shirt, but I thought it was cute.
**I got this shirt for my girlfriend.

Awesome trade.**

God loves me. That’s why he made me waterproof!

I want to have this one made up as a bumper sticker for my bestfriend…

(So, if you had any kind of dog with spots, this would work.)
I’m so bad assed that even my dog is inked.

:smiley:
Why yes, there is a Dalmatian in the picture. Why do you ask? :stuck_out_tongue:

Speling is my fortay

Hi. My name is Bob and I have a nine-inch prehensile tongue.

How bout my user name… :smiley:

Mr. Pibb + Red Vines= Crazy Delicious

One of my favorite t-shirts says Sex: It’s My Anti-Drug.

I love this.

Almost forgot this one:

I went to Amsterdam and all I got was this lousy T-shirt (and crabs)

There are very few of these I’d be willing to wear in public, but I always laugh at them: T-Shirt Hell

“I BET YOU’LL VOTE NEXT TIME HIPPIE”

My posse and I have been joking for years about a shirt that says “Endoplasmic Recticulum. I like it rough.” Get one for yourself, but if you try to sell it, we’ll sue. (Kidding. I think.)

I also like “The experiment requires that you continue,” but maybe that’s just because I’m a psychology geek. :slight_smile:

A couple of my favorites:

*There Are More Of Us Than You Think

I May Not Go Down In History But I’ll Go Down On Your Sister

You Can’t Be First But You Could Be Next

If I am What I Eat I Could Be You By Morning*

I just thought of another one:
LIVE FATS DIE YO GNU (I hope I have remembered that correctly…)

I guess the people that get it will think it’s cool; everyone else will just think I’m a freak.

These goals are, AFAIK, mutually exclusive. Then again, it may have been because I was in the shirt. :rolleyes:

“Innocent Bystander”