Hi all!
I want to get a T-shirt embroidered with a cool phrase or saying. Ideally, when I wear this T-shirt in public, it will:
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[li]demonstrate my intellectual mastery of all things, and;[/li][li]make attractive women want to sleep with me[/li][/ul]
Here are some I’ve thought of already:
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[li]The experiment requires that you continue[/li][li]Arithmetic trembles[/li][li]“Hunde! Volt ihr ewig leben?”[/li][/ul]
I would welcome any comments or further suggestions…
[QUOTE=Bernard Marx]
Here are some I’ve thought of already:
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[li]The experiment requires that you continue[/li][li]Arithmetic trembles[/li][li]“Hunde! Volt ihr ewig leben?”[/li][/QUOTE]
You honestly think that’s going to get attractive women to sleep with you?
How about: I’m not Mr. Right, but I’ll screw your brains out until he comes along,
On the front of your tee, left aligned on the chest , in typeface small enough to catch a stanger’s attention, pique their curiosity, and get them to wander nonchalantly over to you to sneak a peek at what it says, have printed:
Nosy little fucker, aren’t you?
I’m cheating since I saw a guy wearing this T-shirt, but I thought it was cute.
**I got this shirt for my girlfriend.
Awesome trade.**
God loves me. That’s why he made me waterproof!
I want to have this one made up as a bumper sticker for my bestfriend…
(So, if you had any kind of dog with spots, this would work.)
I’m so bad assed that even my dog is inked.
Why yes, there is a Dalmatian in the picture. Why do you ask? 
Speling is my fortay
Hi. My name is Bob and I have a nine-inch prehensile tongue.
How bout my user name…
Mr. Pibb + Red Vines= Crazy Delicious
One of my favorite t-shirts says Sex: It’s My Anti-Drug.
I love this.
Almost forgot this one:
I went to Amsterdam and all I got was this lousy T-shirt (and crabs)
There are very few of these I’d be willing to wear in public, but I always laugh at them: T-Shirt Hell
“I BET YOU’LL VOTE NEXT TIME HIPPIE”
My posse and I have been joking for years about a shirt that says “Endoplasmic Recticulum. I like it rough.” Get one for yourself, but if you try to sell it, we’ll sue. (Kidding. I think.)
I also like “The experiment requires that you continue,” but maybe that’s just because I’m a psychology geek. 
A couple of my favorites:
*There Are More Of Us Than You Think
I May Not Go Down In History But I’ll Go Down On Your Sister
You Can’t Be First But You Could Be Next
If I am What I Eat I Could Be You By Morning*
I just thought of another one:
LIVE FATS DIE YO GNU (I hope I have remembered that correctly…)
I guess the people that get it will think it’s cool; everyone else will just think I’m a freak.
These goals are, AFAIK, mutually exclusive. Then again, it may have been because I was in the shirt. :rolleyes:
“Innocent Bystander”