What would your custom T-shirt have on it?

In My Humble Opinion
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I got a computer, I got an inkjet, I got iron-on transfers. The world is my cheap tourist trap.

I’m thinking of T-shirt ideas, ones that I might actually wear after the novelty has worn off.

I have two ideas-

One, the front has a picture of Troy McClure of the Simpsons, saying “Hi, I’m Troy McClure…” and the back says, “You might remember me from…” and then his complete filmography.

Two, the bootleg pissing Calvin we’ve all seen, relieving himself onto the words “Copyright infringement.”

Any more ideas?

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A picture of myself wearinga picture of myself…

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I saw two shirts that I felt were really cool and want turned into one… It will have a bunch of penguins across the top with one in the middle wearing a bikini, and beneath it it will say ‘One by one the penguins steal my sanity’

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RACE CAR spelled backward is RACE CAR

After all, is there anything more important?

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“The stomach beneath this shirt is smaller than it appears”

What percent of people in the US are overweight?

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How about the word “binge” on the front and “purge” on the back?

I mean this in a philosophical sense rather than a food sense.

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“Will work for fools”

“Your name here”

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You could steal ideas from the onion:

“I enjoy drinking beer.”

“Your favorite band sucks.”

Then there’s the classic:

“Listen to Black Sabbath.”

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“I smile because I have no idea what’s going on”

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Mine would say :

MADE IN FRANCE.

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Forgive the rotten spelling

The gene pool could use a little clorine.
Don’t know (front) Don’t care (back)
My rice crispies told me to do it.
My other personality is driving (Oh sorry, bumper sticker there)
My Godess can beat up your God
I may be ugly, but you’re mean and I can get plastic surgery
American by birth, Pagan by choice
Bad Mother
Blissfully free of the ravages of intelegence
Foot Soldier in the Loon Platoon
Searcing for intelegent life
Gould spellen’ ain’ta preewreckwezit 4 gould komyunickashun
My Juvenile Delinquint knocked up your Honor Student
Been there…Done that… (these are T-shirts right? I’ve never actually seen one that said this)

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Does my bum look big in this?

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I’m down there
with an arrow pointing down

as a response to large-chested women who wear t-shirts saying

I’m up here
with an arrow pointing up

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Stop reading my shirt.

Look at me not caring. (I made this shirt for my friend Jewell who says that constantly)

You owe me money.

Various mathematical and scientific symbols/formulas (each on a different shirt)

pi (with about 300 decimal places around it in a spiral)

E=mc2 (I have this one already)

1:1.618 (I believe this is the “Golden Ratio”)

Dihydrogen monoxide: fatal if inhaled.

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(First off, I love the OP’s).

Okay, mine. The word ‘Masturbater,’ in a pretty cursive font, pale blue on a white t-shirt, with sparkles, like one of those stupid shirts that say ‘hottie’ or ‘princess.’

or

‘Bassists are cool.’
[slight hijack]
I actually made some I <3 Guam shirts once. You’d be shocked by how many people ask things like, “Sooooo…who’s Guam?” accompanied by a pervert-y raise of the eyebrows. It’s sad. No wonder it’s taken since 1973.
[/slight hijack]

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I saw this at a used-clothing store and now wish I bought it…

‘nobody puts baby in a corner’

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I would like one that says “Varsity Masturbation Team” on the front and “Team Captain” on the back.

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I am the owner of one of Orange Skinner’s “I <3 Guam” shirts, and wear it with pride.

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A detailed diagram of my internal organs, directly over the general area they’d actually be.

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“I’m having a bad scalp day”