I got a computer, I got an inkjet, I got iron-on transfers. The world is my cheap tourist trap.
I’m thinking of T-shirt ideas, ones that I might actually wear after the novelty has worn off.
I have two ideas-
One, the front has a picture of Troy McClure of the Simpsons, saying “Hi, I’m Troy McClure…” and the back says, “You might remember me from…” and then his complete filmography.
Two, the bootleg pissing Calvin we’ve all seen, relieving himself onto the words “Copyright infringement.”
I saw two shirts that I felt were really cool and want turned into one… It will have a bunch of penguins across the top with one in the middle wearing a bikini, and beneath it it will say ‘One by one the penguins steal my sanity’
The gene pool could use a little clorine.
Don’t know (front) Don’t care (back)
My rice crispies told me to do it.
My other personality is driving (Oh sorry, bumper sticker there)
My Godess can beat up your God
I may be ugly, but you’re mean and I can get plastic surgery
American by birth, Pagan by choice
Bad Mother
Blissfully free of the ravages of intelegence
Foot Soldier in the Loon Platoon
Searcing for intelegent life
Gould spellen’ ain’ta preewreckwezit 4 gould komyunickashun
My Juvenile Delinquint knocked up your Honor Student
Been there…Done that… (these are T-shirts right? I’ve never actually seen one that said this)
Okay, mine. The word ‘Masturbater,’ in a pretty cursive font, pale blue on a white t-shirt, with sparkles, like one of those stupid shirts that say ‘hottie’ or ‘princess.’
or
‘Bassists are cool.’
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I actually made some I <3 Guam shirts once. You’d be shocked by how many people ask things like, “Sooooo…who’s Guam?” accompanied by a pervert-y raise of the eyebrows. It’s sad. No wonder it’s taken since 1973.
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