I think I’d want one I could wear to work every day that would say something like, “I work for compleat idiotts and dummmis”
Or, maybe considering the business I’m in, maybe this one would be more appropriate:
All News Broadcasts Suck
Ours Just Gets Better Ratings
Aren’t We Proud Of Our Audience??
“UMass Debate”
…get it?
I like! (and that’s an inside joke between me and people I know)
How about…
Front:
There is no “I” in go fuck yourself…
Back:
But there is one in suck my dick!
Or maybe…
The first part of eugenics is you!
Here are a few more…
God was my copilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him. (maybe this works better as a bumper sticker)
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Front: I think, therefore I am.
Back: I think for myself, therfore I am dangerous.
If you are not outraged you are not paying attention
Subvert the dominant paradigm!
I may be selfish, but you’re wasting my time!
On the front: “When come back bring Pi” on the back “Mmmm Pi” (or vice versa)
Really great ideas, by the way. I have a friend that owns a T-Shirt store if anyone wants any of these made.
I’m fond of:
Brain Dead
Monday - Friday
9:00am - 5:00pm
and
It must suck being you.
A few I’ve been meaning to print out:
My body is a temple and the voices are its choir
Yes, I smoke-Deal with it
“Hi, Opal” on the front with “If you need to ask, you don’t need to know” on the back
When I want your opinion, I’ll just shoot myself because things are that bad
There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t…
and for a girls shirt, Stop stareing at my boobs.
Born ok the first time
God masturbates to.
I pass out when I get hard.
Proceed euro-ameracan adelecint (on the front) GO white boy! (on the back)
my shirt would have my sig on it:
“I think, therefore He isn’t.”
U U D D L R L R B A
Alternatively, in big black letters on a white shirt,
“CHOOSE DEATH”
“FRANKIE SAYS” “WHO CARES?”
I didn’t come up with this, but I just bought a shirt yesterday that reads:
“You have the right to remain stupid. Everything you say can and will be ignored.”
I had been wanting that shirt for a long time…
“Are you even on my level of the food chain?!?”
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“Work like no one’s watching
Love like you don’t need the the money,
and dance like you’ll never get hurt”
I like that one, too.
Maybe one that says, “If you lie to boys, you’re a bitch.”
I have a shirt that says “Let Me Tell You About My Dysfunctional Family”
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I’m still waiting for someone to produce a t-shirt that says “MR. NEUTRON” on it.
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“When I go out
I play in the streets
I eat mashed potatoes
I get hit by cars”
It’s the intro from a song by Five Iron Frenzy called Kingdom of the Dinosaurs.
“Be careful, your eyes may fall out from staring so intently.”
“Yes, they’re real. No, you can’t touch them.”
“If I wanted I could take you from your man.” Of course, I would probably have another one that said “If I wanted I could take you from your woman.” I’m an equal opportunity seductress.
“Succubus. Warning: if you let me, I can and just might suck your soul out from you.” This one entirely intended as a joke.
I explored the Dungeons of Doom and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
I’d probably have a big @ on the back.
I’ve got several ideas for t-shirts…one that I’ve already printed up.
First, the printed one–is an orange shirt. Has Boobzilla written on it, underneath a picture of a large dinosaur with big teeth and huge boobs. Caption reads “Too Much Boob For You, Little Man.” (I like to wear it to Victoria’s Secret.)
There is follow up in the works–Little Miss Boobzilla. Similar dinosaur but no teeth and tiny boobs. Caption reads “Not Enough Boob, But Working On It.”
I also want a shirt that says “Town Patrol” on the front, and “Meter Bitch” on the back.
Other ideas: Shirt that says “Who are you? And why are you wearing my socks?” Shirt that says “Support Shacking Up. Why pay a lawyer to split up your stuff?” Shirt that has a stick person on the front and a lines and circles on the back, all in a sort of pile (to represent stick carnage).