Anyone else name their box?

We recently set up a network in our apartment, and one of the things we had to do was come up with a name for each computer. My roomies thought it was a bit strange that I already had names for each machine and used them in conversations much as one would use the name of a beloved pet. Am I the only one with this particular quirk?

My primary machine is an overclocked Celeron. Due to its unstable nature, I named it Blaine, after the insane train in The Dark Tower series.

My NT Server is Hactar, the evil computer from The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy that wants to destroy the universe.

My laptop is the Grey Matter. Named after a sentient ship from Iain Banks’ Excession. Mostly because it is cool, but in a kinda sick way (the way I aquired the machine was a bit dubious, and so were its uses. Its a bit older now, but still useful)

I also have partial ownership of a Linux box named Skynet. If you don’t get it, you won’t.

No it’s not strange.
I wish some people would take it more seriously. But they won’t make it, will they.


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Oh …
My first box was named Arnold (Ziffle)

Skynet? You mean, it’s what causes the war against the machines?

Who the heck is Hactar? I don’t remember any computer that wants to take over the universe in HHGTTG. (Mind you, I haven’t read it in years…)

I don’t name my computers. I used to have one at my work in New Zealand called George, but that was just because you had to define them on the network. At work here, mine is called Mara, but I didn’t name it.


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I’ve got two in the room here: Europium and Dubnium, named after the elements corresponding to the last portion of the i.p.

My roommate’s machine is Nickel. Same reason. Another suitemate named his “ersatz”.

The computer that I have in my car is “Lorelei”.

LOLOLOL I thought you meant a different box…

ROTFLMFAO!

<whew> Thanks, needed that!

Me too. But come to think of it, “The Hairy Cavern of Mystery” would make a good name for my laptop…

glad I’m not the only one with a mind like that! The computer I just gave to my mom is Moraga the Merciless - but she’s retired to the country now and is much less likely to go on a tear.

The current machine is Elliot - I am not sure why, but that’s his name. I also know he is gay… (checking the dose on my meds…)


I am a redhead, you see, and I do not tempt. I insist. -Cristi

I guess Im with you girls… I also thought wooohooo name my box… I can do that :wink:


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  1. hairiet
  2. shitferbrains

you figure out which is which



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Let me guess, #2 is the one that would recognize the protocol when I’m (I swear, it was a former GF’s mother who taught me this expression) “thinkin’ with my little head.”

I’ve got five strung together; real boring names:

alpha
beta
C_test1
delta_dog
epsilon

I didn’t give my computer its name. My friends did. They named it Genghis Khan, because I spend way too much time playing war games on it. And it tends to overwhelm the phone lines around here. Its usually ok, though see my signature…


Windows: Just another pane in the glass

This computer is Crom. Everytime it crashes, I yell “Crom” just like Conan did. Somehow it makes me feel better.

My other box is Marvin, as in “the paranoid android”. I’m surprised no one else had this.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

So glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that! ahemmm Wonder what that says about our minds???Hmmmm…

Mine, my computer that is, is named Caddywompus. Ask if you don’t get it.
No comment on the other, said too much already. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :wink:


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To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.—Anon.

my desktop is Avalon, our server is Borg (you’ll note that in IRC, Mr Dopey comes up as @borg.fathom.org), my laptop is Glastonbury, UDD’s laptop doesn’t have a name that I know of, and our Linux box is something but I forget.



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My main machine these days is a G3 PowerBook laptop. Well, we all know about men and boys and the price of toys…

It’s name is Power Ranger


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Damn apostrophe key! How’d that get in there??


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Well, my Mac at home is more or less named “Darkseid?!” (that’s the icon and name for the hard drive on the desktop), but I never actually call it that.

It’s a weird Ambush Bug reference, actually.


…but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans!

Although my “real” machine has to have a dull name (my company’s initials, my initials, and “dev” to signify I’m in R&D), we’re free to name our test machines whatever we want. I currently have “bananafish”,“phoebe” and “zooey”. The names perpetually confuse my coworkers. I take it a sign that absolutely none of them are literate.

Yeah, my Linux box is xekomatic. The family computer is a Windows box named inferno.


``All of your dreams will come true. All of my dreams came true, but now… I have a bunch of other dreams.’’ – Sonic Youth.