So the current defense theory- please correct any parts that are wrong:
Caylee drowned in her grandparents’ pool. Because he didn’t want his wife to get upset, Grandfather told Casey “Let’s just dispose of the body and tell your mom she disappeared if and when she asked”. A former cop who lives in a state rife with swamps and coastlines and easy access to gator ridden swamps and feral former-pet pythons and hundreds of miles of coastline in easy access to gulf and ocean currents, the best plan of disposing of the body he could think of was “how about in a wooded area a couple of miles down the road?”, perhaps on the logic that if the cunning scheme should fall through then perhaps Granny wouldn’t be as upset knowing at least Caylee wasn’t gator chow.
Casey goes along with all of this because she’d once had her dad’s penis in her mouth before school. Then she goes out and parties because that’s what one does when one is accustomed to being molested by one’s father who has just tossed one’s child’s body away. Oh, that and lie to law enforcement about employment status and steal credit cards and cash.
When Grandma noticed a few weeks later that nobody had seen Caylee she got suspicious and called the cops. At that point, rather than say “Caylee… Caylee… OH, you mean Caylee, our granddaughter. Yeah, she drowned in the pool and we tossed her in the woods. We’d have told you earlier but we didn’t want you to get upset.” Instead, to save her feelings and keep her calm, they just let her think the kid is kidnapped by a name that Casey pulled out of her ass.
When the cops come closing in all around them George keeps up the charade and in fact doubles down by getting Casey to tell some more lies and never once letting on he knows anything. At some point he goes to a hotel, either to commit suicide or to catch the last episode of Entourage since they don’t have HBO at home, and he leaves a note, but still doesn’t think it’s worth telling the cops he knows what happened to his granddaughter.
Meanwhile the meter reader sees a body, picks it up and puts it in his car, and calls the cops. (May seem a bit backwards but he’s apparently a dyslexic meter reader- somebody might want to check to see if some people on the block are getting $0.11 bills while others are getting them for $209,792.32.) Later he rethinks it and takes the body back when a reward or a deal with PUNK’D or whatever falls through.
Casey goes to jail for a couple of years but sits on the cover up of what really happened the entire time. So does Grandfather because…well, it’s become sort of a family tradition by this point. Oh and brother molested her too… not really, well, he tried, but he struck out. And something about coyotes and about a pizza stinking up the car.
What am I leaving out?