Well, I have a lead for you. This is easily the funniest thing I’ve seen in a LONG time…
http://www.headhunter.net/jobseeker/jobs/JobDetails.asp?did=J24C3752VMRRDTNWXM
I wonder how long it’ll last up there.
Hey! I could do this job!
But I’m only looking for a part-time job, and this sounds like full-time and then some. I think I’ll pass. 
That’s about the only job on headhunter than I think I could actually do. 