Anyone know about wierd sword things?

…the blade looks like the blade of an autopsy knife but the handle sure as hell doesn’t.

A thisnow. You use it to make smooth, sharp folds in paper.

I would wager that it’s a type of letter opener, though some of the other guesses such as a showpiece souvenier sound equally plausible.

I can say with confidence that it’s definately not a weapon. The tang is non-existent. Though a ceremonial piece is not ruled out by this.

Woah, Doc!

Reign it in a second, and consider if you want to publicly display this level of familiarity with the incredibly tasteless depths of ineterior decorating!

Tris

You’ve met him. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s searched for this very desk set on eBay before…