Maybe he and Evi are starring in a Ben Affleck documentary about two crazy former actors.
Not necessarily. It might be brain swelling that caused all this.
He did have that metal plate replaced with government plastic. 
I heard government cheese. 
Alls I know is his teeth have never been whiter and his garden’s puttin’ out 50 pound tomaters.
So Randy is applying for refugee status up here because he thinks “star whackers” are out to get him.
It’s a good thing he came to Canada. There’s no way star whackers could just get on a flight from LAX to YVR. That would never happen. And there’s no film industry up here so no reason for anyone from Hollywood to be flying to Vancouver (if they even could) at any given time.
Also, most Americans cannot speak authentic Canadian. They think they can just tack “eh” onto the end of every sentence, ask what it’s all aboot, eat some poutine and blend right in. But they stand out like sore thumbs for the overenthusiastic way they embody these stereotypes. So Randy is safe from star whackers because we’ll recognize them and turn them back at the border. Do you know what it would take to fool a Canadian border guard? You’d have to be someone who pretends to be other people for a living. Now I know there’s no one like that in LA.
Great move Randy. You’re like… three steps ahead of these star whackers. They’ll never catch up to you at this rate.
Oh, some of them aren’t all that bad. After an early life of petty crime, some borderline-retarded Randys even turn out to be pretty good guys: http://www.stripersonline.com/surftalk/attachment.php?attachmentid=7235&d=1149093479
In the event of star whackers I’d think there’d be few places safer than next to Randy Quaid. He’s well known but before his recent insanity-legal troubles I doubt he ever had much of a problem with paparazzi.
I’ll bet he wishes he still had that money that he sent to that TV preacher – you know, the one who was screwing the hockey player?
[sub]Sorry, “Christmas Vacation” is just one of my all-time favorite movies.[/sub]
I guess in your universe a year has 48 weeks. Probably because expectations are lower there.
I think that Andy Dick is still free range, which must have the trannie bars in Des Moines on notice.
And back in college, I took a couple of Hollywood starwackers at a Bob Dylan/Santana concert—Didn’t sleep for a week afterwards…
If he decides to pull a Quaid it could start our first major blood feud with Canada in almost 200 years as we fight for custody, each nation insisting the other should keep him.
Canada? That never had a chance of succeeding. They should have tried asking North Korea or Myanmar for asylum. Or Iran.
If that’s the case, you can consider me to have completely fallen for it.
Dear, Og. this is a picture of their statement. It look a lot like the notes that a homeless sculptor, “Charlie”, in my neighbourhood writes, except Charlie’s notes always include references to LSD.
Here’s CNN.com’s story on the Krazy Kouple: Quaids: 'We are requesting asylum from Hollywood star whackers' - CNN.com
I thought Charlie was a fictional character. Anyway, here’s his lyrics to his latest song.
Has anyone explained why Dennis actually looks like a movie star, while Randy looks like an inbred caveman? That seems sort of an oddity to me, however, I did know a brother and sister where the brother was a woman magnet while his poor sister was extremely 400 lb woman with very little looks in the first place.
The CNN story misspelled the word asylum as assylum, with the two asses above it.
I hope John Goodman is never found out to be a prick. I love that guy.
Genetics is the universe’s ultimate crap shoot. We all know people who have children uglier or better looking than their looks would suggest.
Obviously, Dennis got the good looking genes, while Randy looks like a genetic throwback.
HEY!
You leave my city (and state) out of this!
