anyone Know?

any one know who wrote this poem? i had the name once but forgot you prob. wont have any luck either but hey:
I was at the airport today
a gypsy woman stole my luggage
she had a rice paper mask over her face
she laughed while sausages fell out of her pants
i hope she misses them sorely

But it sounds like something steve martin would write. I have some of his books.

Almost sound like Dr. Seus to me. Right up there on par with Green eggs and ham.