Yes. Yes, he does.
Will they have mouse look in the movie? Can they jump?
Actually, I think we’re being played. There’s a “portal room” in the pre-release hype. I think the genetic mutation angle is just a cover story, and the marines, and hopefully audiences, will be shopcked to discover the monster’s true origins.
My opinion exactly.
Will all of the principals subsist entirely on corn chips and Mountain Dew?
Will there be any references to IDDQD, IDKFA, and IDSPISPOPD?
The last thing a movie based on “Doom” should do is take itself seriously.
I always hoped we’d see Bruce Campbell in a “Duke Nukem” movie.
Another vote for they should have used the Doom I/II monsters rather than the Doom 3 monsters. And while there was a really poor novelization of the original Doom games (stretched out to four paperback novels wouldja believe), I myself could write a better Doom-based story longer than four pages.
Or… maybe… they should have done it as an animated feature, with graphics based on the original Doom?
Nah, just get one of those guys that can speed-play the entire series, vid-capture it, dub it a bit, and release it as a movie.
Never was a possibility, considering how much Campbell hates Duke Nukem.
Maybe if they’d asked to use so much of his dialogue, he’d feel a little more kindly about it.
(I wonder how he felt about the fan mods for Doom with all the Evil Dead and Army of Darkness sounds…?)
Wisecracks? Blonde? Eyeglasses? Drew Carey is Duke Nukem.
No, I am not kidding.
Kurt Russel. Have the rest of the movie be ridiculous, but Russel plays a Nukem who is dead serious except for his massive ego.
(Though there should be a scene where he regains health by breaking a urinal and drinking from the burst pipe)
I saw the Rundown in theaters on accident and it surprised me to no end, he was pretty damn funny in that flick.
I think the blue gun in the trailer is the plasma gun not the bfg, cause you know the bfg shoots GREEN!
could be wrong and if I am then they suck.
And after he rips off the alien’s head and shits down its neck… hoedown!
The LPB better not stand in front of Mrs. Plant in Co-op.
I’m just sayin’, baby.
All right, it’s time for our favorite game–HOEDOWN! I need a suggestion of something you fear. <babbling> Demons! All right, let’s do the demon hoedown.
>Checks charge of BFG<
Bring 'em on, nerdboy.
I groaned loudly when I saw the helmet cam on the Doom trailer. Follow the cheesy animated chainsaw as it attacks the cheesy animated thing with no head.
Puddle of suckitude.
C’mon, you just know they’re gonna rewrite it to include a love interest that has to be rescued, since the charm of Doom was that the whole premise consisted of “if it moves, shoot it. If it doesn’t move, shoot it anyway.” At least Halo has a plot - it’s stolen from Larry Niven, but it’s still a plot - and characters. Though I bet they make the Master Chief take off his helmet a la Judge Dredd.
I think it’ll be gloriously cheesy.