Hey I am serious…PLEASE don’t use this thread to just pad your post count.
He was here last weekend. 24th. and Atlantic… Big turn out!
Didn’t Elvis go back to his home planet?
He is running for the senate here in Wisconsin. See this link
Oh how I dread the WI jokes this will breed!
Yes! It does roll off the tongue doesn’t it? Senator Elvis
Actually, my friend just saw his image in a pickle she was eating. Ok. It didn’t look that much like him. But we thought we might make a buck by sending the pic into the National Enquirer anyway…
No, I have not spotted Elvis.
I have, however, painted stripes on him .
I heard he was pumping gas in Valdosta, Georgia.
Went to Disneyland in April, and out of the corner of my eye, I *swear *he passed right by me, as I was walking past the Pirates of the Carribean. He was in a Hawaiian shirt and shorts, in full sunglass/sideburn glory.
Oh fer cryin’ out loud! Elvis works at a Burger King in Kalamazoo, MI.
I thought everyone knew that!
I’m heading to Memphis at the end of the month to visit the folks. I’ll let you know. 
I ran into him in a grocery store in Waterloo once. He was visiting his girlfriend there.
Oh, wait, you did mean Elvis Stojko, didn’t you?
Don’t you mean “working on polishing off the Burger King’s inventory”?
I saw him at the grocery store last week - he was all over LIFE magazine’s cover.
Real sighting? Back when I worked in retail, late 80’s, we had a regular customer who looked a lot like Elvis; same face, hair, and size (Vegas era). This was in Columbus, OH - at Graceland Shopping Center.
He was bowling two lanes down from me, at my cousin’s wedding shower, yesterday.
Oh, and he was wearing a bra.
Not Elvis, but if you’re looking for Alphonse, you found him. But answer quick. I don’t like to wait.
Dave/Alphonse
How am I going to find out where Elvis is with you in here. Go back to Moronsville.
I’ve got Elvis on board.
He’ll show his face when Elian leaves, probably in 5-6 years. Doesn’t want anyone upstaging his comback.
Ya know… I’ve lived in vegas for 7 months now and have YET to see an elvis! I’m so disappointed. 