Three times.
First was the natural leaf form; I was in the country with some friends who shared an interest in shamanic practices and peculiar vegetation. The fella with the salvia gave us each a leaf to crumble it into a pot pipe. As advised, I tried to burn and inhale the entire leaf in one huge blasting toke and hold it as long as humanly possible.
It was the nastiest tasting smoke I had ever inhaled and did not improve.Inwardly, though, omething subtle but real, happened; I noticed that I was noticing sort of energy-wave patterns emanating from the autumn meadow we were sitting in, and interpreted the visual as seeing the plant’s intelligence or devic presence. Once it was over I thought “meh. maybe it was a hallucinotion, maybe it was real; don’t know, can’t say for sure, wasn’t worth that lungful of burning truck tire.”
Fast forward several years. I had heard plenty, online and in certain magazines, about the wonders and terrors of the various Salvia Divinorum extracts: enough to make me curious. Plus I had trhe idea it was a similar experience to DMT, and I liked DMT. So I bought a gram of 20X extract at a headshop, and a little water pipe to smoke it in. I had the butane torch lighter already.
I waited a few days to try it, out of respect for a new psychoactive and until the circumstances seemed okay to me. I was at my apartment with my amigo Bobby, a huge and very gentle person, and asked him to keep an eye on me --as in, gently but firmly disallow me to climb out the wqindow if I seemed thus inclined.
So I sat down in front of our beautiful aquarium, loaded the one-hit waterpipe with the grainy black stuff, torched it and sucked it all in. It tasted far, far nastier than the untreated leaf! And it burned my throat and chest, too, but I held it in for 30 seconds just like I’d read.
The main thing I was conscious of was that nastiness in my lungs
Exhale – shockwaves! Shockwaves with Lovecraftian undertones!
I didn’t know what was going on but I was certain I did not like it. Everything was skewedf to the left. There was some dreadful knowledsge about always circling back into the furnace and being burned up again. An entity like Grandfather Clock from Captain Kangaroo, but malevolent, was involved somehow. Eithger the drug has an amnesiac effect or my mind blocked the memory of most of the experience right away.
I was scared and disoriented, and not where I’d been sitting when I last noticed. Bobby was holding up one of my stuffed animals, and asking me “Who’s this, Lux?”
“Arfbot” I said; it was that toy dog’s name.
“Who am I, Lux?” he asked. “Bobby” I croaked. "Your friend Bobby. That’s right. You know me…“I realized I was all the way across the room from him, kind of cowering behind a chair.”
“Y’okay, Lux?”
“Think so…now.”
“Jesus, man, from the looks of you, I don’t never want to try any of that shit”
His version: after I exhaled I stretched out my arms like a cross, threw my head back and screamed a loud long horrible scream. Stood up and began creeping around the edges of the room with a very odd look on my face, until I got too close to a window and Bobby said “please don’t go near the window, Lux” at which I looked at him, screamed again-this time, one he thought might fetch the cops – and leapt sideways across the room to where I had just found myself. I had stood there looking frightened and grunting for several minutes, he said, before nhe thought I seemed to be coming back some. And then he showed me Arf-Bot.
Third time was not that dramatic, but also pretty unpleasant.
I do not want any more.
And it wasn’t like DMT at all.
I think the whole appeal of Sal Div is based on the fact that it’s legal while more desirable psychedelics have become all but unobtainable thanks to law enforcement intrusion.