Mods, if this is just really too stupid for GQ, please move it, or close it. Maybe the pit? I plan on swearing.
Here’s the deal: I’m a Mac guy. Have been for 17 years. Up until about six years ago, I did have to frequently use Windows and it really wasn’t a problem. Pretty easy and when I had a problem I could fix it. Whatever Windows computer I was working on, I never had a problem keeping it in good working order. But that was then.
I’m living with someone with a Dell Dimension Dim4700 Pentium® CPU 2.80GHz, 2.79 GHz 504MB RAM, running Windows XP Home Edition Version 2002, Service Pack 2.
It runs like a piece of shit and roommate barely knows where the start button is. She’s one of those people who are fine as long as their email works and they can surf the web or occasionally type up a word processing document. I’m sick of hearing her whine about it, and frankly I’ll also sick of hearing her hard drive constantly grinding away. it seems to run non-stop. Doing what, I have no idea.
First problem: McAfee. She’s got McAfee Security Center installed. It found some Vundo Trojan or something. It kept saying “remove it? Click okay to restart.” You restart and it would say “found Vundo. Remove it? Click okay to restart.” After about 1000 restarts roommate started screaming. Actually, much sooner than that. I took over and did this, that and the other thing and finally got it to just remove/block/quarentine/compartmentalize/pay child support/find a new apartment for/relocate to a new state or whatever it finally did to the damn thing. Honestly don’t remember what exactly I did now, but i got it to stop.
Windows sucks!!!
So, a friend told me McAfee sucks, I should remove it and install this AVG suite of free apps. Well, I did install all the AVG stuff, antivirus, anti-malware, rootkit (what the hell is that?). It found oh, about a billion viruses, adwares, malwares and assorted other things and removed them all after about 8 hours of scanning and removing and clicking okay’s.
Windows sucks!!!
AVG seems to be doing okay now. Still can’t get rid of McAfee, and every time you start the computer it updates itself and spends three or four hours scanning the hard drive. Did I mention I’m sick of hearing her hard drive grinding away? You can hardly do anything on her computer while it’s doing all this shit.
I looked online and disabling McAfee is easy as pie. Just right click on its icon down in the system tray thingie and choose “disable,” or “exit.” Hah! There’s no disable, there’s no exit, there’s no remove, uninstall - nothing. Anywhere. How do I get rid of this fucker? Even after I tell McAfee to stop its current scan, the hard drive still appears to be grinding away at something. Can’t tell what, but her computer is hardly usable, or least extremely slow, for the first few hours after it’s on.
Is there an application that will tell you what it’s grinding away at, while it’s grinding away at it? Nothing down in the system tray seems to be running, but I’m not sure I’d be able to tell.
The other big problem. Her web browsers. She used to use IE. Everytime it launches it throws up all these windows. Want to play poker? Find a date in your area? Install the latest FREE Windows antivirus protection software? Is your computer running slow? (duh) Could be you’ve got viruses. Click here to download!
She’s got “block pop-up windows” checked. It does nothing, apparently.
I told her I heard Firefox was better. So she downloaded and installed Firefox, and chose it as her default browser. It does the same damn thing. You open a new browser window and then go make yourself a sandwich 'cause it’s gonna take five minutes for all the “wanna play poker, find a date? Install the latest FREE Microsoft Windows anti-virus software because your computer may be running slowly?” windows to all open up. On top of that, once Firefox is done loading lots of helpful popup windows, IE launches itself and does pretty much the same thing.
What up with that?
Windows sucks!!!
Anyone wanna help me out with some of this anyway?
I actually believe you really out to be able to use Windows without all this headache and hassle, but I’m at a loss as to how to make it happen on XP.