I knew you’d want the latest installment of Miss Klum’s career as an animal trainer. Tying knots—pretty impressive!
He majored in animal husbandry, until they caught him at it one day.
–Tom Lehrer
Daniel
Well, she’s sealed her fate now.
Well, y’know, they’re never gonna survive.
Unless, that is, they get a little crazy.
It’s a “beginning.” I’ll bet after the ceremony he gave her “a kiss” and “a rose.” And they’re expecting a “future love paradise.”
Or maybe he feels like he’s in “deep water” or, at the least , a “whirlpool.”
And, on their wedding night, when she said “show me” I wonder if it was “violet.”
Thanks you, folks, I’ll be here all wee- . . . What? My gig’s cancelled. Oh, well.