Is Ram’s Bladder Cup taken?
Moist? Change your name to CubsFan and I’ll glisten. 
Hey Crunchy Frog (the original):
Still have Halvsie?
Good to see you back!
The Atomic Badger Racing ?
Did anyone else mistakenly think that Crunchy was appologizing to himself?
Dammit, it’s too hot. I can’t think.
Guinastasia, that’s exactly what I thought and it was the reason I opened this thread.
Welcome to the boards, TCF. 
I still think Gangrene Clitoris is an ideal name.
Guin, count me in as thinking Crunchy Frog was suffering from multiple personality syndrome.
TCF, you show a lot of promise for a newbie. Keep it up.
Crunchy Frog, er…Chicken of Bristol, er…whatever the hell your name is! Where have you been, young man?
And I put my vote in for Hulk with a Bulk.
What about Extra-Crunchy Frog?
Or Mock Frog?
Or Crunchy Raw Unboned Real Dead Frog?
…Splunge?
If we’re doing an avian theme, how about Dead Parrot? Not quite as good as Chicken of Bristol, but I had to put in my tribute to the comic genius of Graham Chapman.
It was Graham Chapman, wasn’t it? My memory’s not what it used to be…
No, sorry; it was John Cleese.
What about The New Originals?
Actually, it could have been both of them, as they often wrote the skits together.