I’d just like to apologize and beg forgiveness. It seems that the company I work for supplies Jack Chick with their paper.
Today I am a sad man with a beaten spirit.
Please stay by the computer, Mullinator. The lynch mob is on the way- they had to stop by the hardware store for the tar.
Is there any way you can send them paper subtly (or not so subtly) watermarked (or printed in red) with the word LIES
I stumbled across this while querying a ton of data in a database I am currently working on. Kind of a full body shudder moment.
I can see your new sig now : Mullinator, like Jack Chick, only taller. 
Keith
Oh, come on, it’s not like you work for Microsoft or anything.
Now if you invented the car alarm, then you’d be shoppin for a beatdown.
I was part of the marketing team that brought you Titanic fever .
Sorry
Mullinator, you know that security ink they use on paycheques? The stuff that changes colour when you handle it? I’m thinking: Strategically-placed invisible ink that, when the sweaty palms of the fundies handle the paper, turns fluorescent orange screaming “Someone wrote this comic book for Satan!” Maybe they’ll think it’s a sign…