Take the Densa test. Well, maybe the 2 glasses of wine I drank before hand had something to do with it.
You scored 12 out of 12 - You are a genius!
WooHoo!!!
Actually, half of these I’d seen, the other half just take a bit of thought before that ‘ohhhhh’ moment.
I do however, feel I’ve earned bragging rights.
Chava’s a Genius, Chava’s a Genius!!!
12 out of 12. I rule. I’d like to thank The Naked Gun, without which I’d had no idea how many outs there are in an inning.
Apparantely, the genius shmuck level is more crowded than the averge shmuck level.
You scored 11 out of 12 - You are above normal! (Question 8 gets them every time!!)
Well, I didn’t do too bad for some Aussie sheila schmuck! 
congrats wendy…
Thanks Chav’s blushes coquettishly :o
Now, now nurse, We don’t want to upset Dr. Rules.
Dr. Rules… I liked that.
I could now say something like… “Bugger Dr. Rules, after all Dr. Rules is here simply to be broken” - but I WON’T! I haven’t polished my saddle so Dr. Rules will have to be broken-in another time!
Nurse Wendy now sterilises the Clinic’s equipment for the next schmuck that ventures in here
Can a California man legally marry his widow’s sister?
Gotta argue with this one. Legally - Yes (I’d be really surprised to find that there is some state law forbidding it). Possibly - well, that’s a whole other issue!
Um, am I being wooshed, bookkeeper? A dead man can marry?
I got 11 out of 12, but I missed a bible question. I protest on the grounds that I’m an atheist.
11/12 and I missed the same question as FilmGeek. Moses, Noah, Jesus. I can never get the names right. 
10/12. I thought the trick was when it said “members of each animal” not “each species” or “animal kind” and didn’t read to the end 
And I learnt that apparently knowing how to play baseball can make you a genius - I picked a random number for that question…
The Densa Test, Your Evaluation
Remember, this is just for fun.
Is there a fourth of July in England?
Yes! You answered [ yes ]
You got this one right!
How many birth days does the average man have?
1 Just one!
You answered [ 1 ]
You got this one right!
Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
12, all of them! - You answered [ 12]
You got this one right!
In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?
6 - You answered [ 9]
Three per side! Even the 9th inning has 6, but the game is called at the 3rd out when the home team is behind. Also, score yourself a penalty of -1 if you think you don’t count the 6th out in the inning.
You got this one wrong!
Can a California man legally marry his widow’s sister?
No - You answered [ no]
You got this one right!
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70 - You answered [ 70]
You got this one right!
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2 - You answered [ 1]
You took them, remember?
You got this one wrong! You are in a store, if there are three apples and you take away 2, you will get busted for shoplifting!
A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
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- You answered [ 120]
Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd. The effects of the pills will last for 90 minutes, but in 60 minutes, the pills are gone! It is like ice cream. It can stay in your refrigerator for years, but would you eat 8 year old ice cream? If it takes you 15 minutes to eat the ice cream, the ice cream lasts 15 minutes, but I am sure there are some of you who would argue that it would last 16 minutes, just to get this question right!
You got this one wrong!
A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing?
- You answered [ 120]
9 - You answered [ 9]
You got this one right!
How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
0 - You answered [ 4]
Moses didn’t take any animals on an ark, Noah did!
You got this one wrong!
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5’ 10’’ tall. What does he weigh?
meat - You answered [ meat]
You got this one right!
How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12 There are 12 2-cent stamps in a dozen! - You answered [ 12]
You got this one right!
Your Score
You scored 8 out of 12 - You are average
12/12 but I have seen most of these before. It’s still fun nevertheless.
11/12 Damn that baseball question.
11/12
Damn stamps!
We don’t play baseball here.
I can’t believe I got the ark question wrong!
12/12 for me.
Harvard, here I come! 
10/12, damn baseball and Moses.