“Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.”
-From the Brother Jed flyer-
Well, it didn’t say that you take the first one right away. If you take the instructions literally, you would take the first one in a half hour. But, hey, I’m not bitter…
“Can’t this lousy rotten useless fucking lump of cosmic shit planet make up it’s fucking mind? It just makes me sick.”
–Dr. Watson
I thought if I had three apples and took away two, I’d still have three, since they were all mine to begin with. It seems the three apples were in a store. Pah.
12/12. and I knew the answer to the pill question that they wanted, but I am convinced 90 mins is right. Each pill seems to last for 1/2 hour. Even though you would take all 3 w/in a 60 min period, the last one would still be working for 30 more minutes. Thus they last 90 minutes.
Don’t feel bad, Demo and MrKnowItAll, I messed up on that one for the same reason. On the other hand, the other one I missed was the Moses one, and there’s just no excuse for that. Grrrrrr.
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
Missed the Moses one too. ::smacking myself in the forhead::
I also missed the ‘multiply 30 by 1/2 and add 10’ I had it right at first, then changed it. GAH!
A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
—Zsa Zsa Gabor
I really like this kind of question. Would anyone like me to ask some? Here’s just a sample: A cook has a recipe that calls for 4 ounces of milk. He sends his helper into another room to get the milk. His helper takes a 3 ounce cup and a 5 ounce cup into the storeroom and finds a large vat of milk of undetermined quantity. The helper has only the two cups (with no markings on them) and no other pots, pans, containers, etc. - and of course, he can’t use his mouth to ‘hold’ the milk while he does the work. How does the helper manage to return to the cook with 4 ounces of milk in the 5 ounce cup?