Apple finally comes up with 2-button mouse! (kind of)

I want one.

It doesn’t have any buttons on the outside, but if you click on the right-front or left-front, it acts like a 2-button mouse. It also has, instead of a scroll-wheel, a little bitty scroll ball. And 2 buttons on the side.

Unfortunately, it’s 50 bucks, and it isn’t even cordless.

I tried to find one at one of the local Apple stores, but they are already sold out.

Actually… I’m gonna buy two.

Mac’s copy writers (that is, the people who write advertising copy for them) never fail to bemuse me. From the second subheading:

Time is round?? What does that even mean?

Yeh! That’s rediculous! everyone knows Time is Cube Shaped.

It’s ridiculous too.

Meh. I won’t bother. I’ve been quite content with my single button mouse and see no reason to change unless it comes with a free massage from Kate Winslet or Katherine Zeta Jones.