Appreciating Bill O'Reilly

FOX news decided it didn’t need a Marist Pole…?

Wait a minute. Is Faux thinking of letting him go while he is on the vacation that he scheduled last fall? That is harsh!

He’s quitting to spend more time with his family, may God have mercy on their souls.

More time dragging his wife down the staircase by her throat? I hope she’s installed thicker carpeting.

This is the more complete version of that particular blow-up:


Guy is certainly an asshole.

He probably pulled a Cheney and keeps a decoy heart in his chest while his real heart is secured in an undisclosed location.

Oh, like that will stop him. That just means he will regenerate into two seperate entities, roaming the Earth with vengence in his soul, like the antagonish in some poorly thoughtout Hellraiser knockoff. Clearly, we need to send him to an alien world to face off with Andrew Napolitano in gladiatorial combat.

Stranger

I never thought I’d say these words, but I won’t believe it until I hear it from Fox.

It is my wish that, out of spite, he turns on Roger Ailes, under the principle of “If I’m going down, then we’re all going down!”

That would be lovely.

Objection, assumes facts not in evidence.

I’m looking forward to the book Killing Bill O’Reilly.

But what if he wins and finds allies? Then he’ll come back and we’d be in for World War Bill-O. I don’t think Manhattan could survive the luffa bombardment.

:D:p;)

How about Killing Hannity. :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh Lord! Who now will organize the resistance against…: **The War on Christmas.
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Won’t someone think of the Children?!

Understand Fox does not like paying out money for these harassment lawsuits, but when is Bill O’Reilly going to have to cough up all of his earnings to cover these lawsuits?

CNN’s coverage of this amounts to a chorus line that’s high-kicking and singing, “Ding-dong, the dick is dead!”

*In a letter to employees, Rupert Murdoch and his sons Lachlan and James, who run 21st Century Fox, said the decision “follows an extensive review done in collaboration with outside counsel.” *

I think the bolded part means the lawyers told them how much they were going to be sued for if he stayed on the air.

Fox News drops Bill O’Reilly in wake of harassment allegations. From your lips to Gods ears. Or from your fingers to Gods eyes in this case.

Well…bye