"Apprentice" finale -- 12/15/05

Here’s what I think:

I would bet a shiny nickle that these charities are promised before hand by the Trumpmesiter that no matter how badly these two screw up, that he guarantees the charities XX Dollars to participate.

The reps from the charities no doubt go through the hang wringing over whether they’ll make money or not, but come on - he HAS to make a guarantee.

Right?

Love that he’s whining about how hard this place is to find. Yeah, rassle with that map, Donnie!

Yawn. Where are my trumbones of doom? This lovefest is clearly edited to hire them both.

Nice. I like the Rebecca hopping while pulling the bag.

That’s the problem with a good season – they got rid of all the idiots weeks ago, and with two competent finalists, there’s no drama in the finale.

::hijack::

That Four Kings show they keep showing previews for has the potential to be the worst thing on TV since Will & Grace.

IMHO

And how long has that freakin’ show been on?

Far, far too long.

Ok, commercial’s over…we now return to your regularly scheduled Donald.

Alla – she’s a ballbreaker. Totally.

Um…Rebecca? Atlantic City is in New Jersey.
(And…um…me? Trombones doesn’t have a ‘u’.)

Damn.

OK, I didn’t see that coming.

Wow.

That was cold. That was downright Cæsarian. “I shall not share my triumph or my crown! Kill the firstborn females!”

3:1 Rebecca cuts him in the parking lot.

Wow. Okay. We all got the “hire both” thing right – but I didn’t see the “asking Randal” part coming at all.

And – is it just me, or does his saying “no” make him look petty?

Oh my god, can you believe that guy? What a jerk!

Actually, I always thought the 5 degrees thing in 10 years was a little bit unbelievable, is he for real? It wouldn’t have hurt him to let Rebecca become an Apprentice would it? Why did he do that?

Jeez, how much skin off of Randal’s back would it have been if Trump found a suitable job for Rebecca?

Oh wait, all it meant is he wouldn’t have a complete, glorious victory.

Quite selfish.

Well, Trump spent all that time during interviews asking if Randall’s not “too nice” to make it in his business, to make it in New York. He heaped tons of praise on Rebecca for being tough. Now Randall is tough and he’s a villain? I don’t think for one minute that Rebecca would have shared, and she’d have used that fake smile the whole time.

And WWDTD?

Of course, Trump will offer Rebecca a job anyway – he hired Kwame after season one, and I think at least one other finalist.

Well, Trump spent all that time during interviews asking if Randall’s not “too nice” to make it in his business, to make it in New York. He heaped tons of praise on Rebecca for being tough. Now Randall is tough and he’s a villain? I don’t think for one minute that Rebecca would have shared, and she’d have used that fake smile the whole time.

And WWDTD? I think Randall might have had it in the back of his mind that DT would have fired him for saying yes.

OMG… I wanted Randel to win but I never thought he would be that mean to deny her like that… I didnt expect the offer but I sure as hell didnt expect his reaction and I dont think Trump did either… lol I think his crew will have to brainstorm the next session again.