I don’t know if Bush has selected the music for his inauguration yet. But, in my humble opinion the following are my suggestions for appropriate tunes:
Of course No strings attached by N’Sync would also be amusing, though the humor may not outway the irritance of hearing the song.
The only problem here is that it should be spelled outweight not outway. Okay I’m done now
Uriah Heep’s “Stealin’”
For the love of god I can’t spell anymore. It should be outweigh. I think it is right this time but I’ve been wrong before.
I don’t really care who wins, so these work either way :
Counting Crows - Long December
Genesis - Land of Confusion
Oasis - Don’t Look Back in Anger
Doris Day - Que Sera Sera
“Add It Up” by the Violent Femmes. That’s the last thing Bush wanted to happen!
“Gore fought the law and the law won”
Casy Jones by the Grateful Dead
Any 70’s funk porno-music.
“Welcome To My Nightmare” by Alice Cooper
“March of the Marionettes” by Victor Herbert
“Forever Autumn”- Sung by Justin Heyward from “War of the Worlds”
Oh, and “Cocaine” by Eric Clapton
“The Boys Are Back In Town” by Thin Lizzy
“Comfortably Numb” by Pink Floyd
You Win Again by hank Williams
How about Emerson Lake & Palmer’s “Welcome my Friends to the Show That Never Ends”?
Oh wait, that was the theme song for the election…
“Daddy, Don’t you Walk so Fast”
“I Can’t Drive 55” (for Cheney)
For Gore:
The Replacements - “Anywhere’s Better Than Here”
For Bush, on his pre-mature Cabinet picking:
Tom Waits - “What’s He Building In There?”
Rolling Stones: Sympathy for the Devil
How about “It’s The End Of The World As We Know It” by REM?
Or better yet, the old 5th Dimension song:
“Puppet Man”
If you wanna see me do my thing/
Just pull my string/
I’m your puppet man!
Damn brain-o. Outweigh, outweigh, outweigh.
Anywho the Imperial March might work just fine.
And a note to Bush supporters, if Gore had won and someone started a thread like this I would be suggesting that Borg song from First Contact. Its just more fun to pick on the winner 