At least we can all agree that the Easter Bunny is real.
Holy dentures! I’d get the heck out of there before finding out how much she’d pay for a kidney.
My parents will be in town, so let’s behave ourselves at least until they are gone. Don’t embarass me!
Every page link is a rickroll
Actually, around here, we sometimes have a “Festival of Fooles” atmosphere, with everyone aware of what’s going on, and some lighthearted, well, foolery from anyone who feels moved by the Spirit to contribute some.
To be candid, I can’t recall TPTB ever setting us up with a prank.
That seems like it could be a lot of extra work for Jerry…
…which, if we’re going to do that to him, let’s go all the way and have him set up the software to require that each post be submitted through a captcha filter. 
If the board honchos declare that ignorance has been successfully fought and that they are therefore shutting the board down at midnight Chicago time, then I think that might possibly be an April Fool’s joke.
Run every post through Google Translate so everything is in Esperanto. For, as the Esperantinos would say, “Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston, laushajne estas rano en mia bideo.”
We’ve had one April fool in the Pit already. 
What about those going commando?
You’re saying that like you think we don’t already.
OOooh, that’s good!
Dear God, don’t even say that as a joke!
Well, not me! I post in the buff and only in the buff. And it’s hell getting the Internet cafes to let me back in again too.
How about a massive “This message board has been graped by The Grapist”?
I’d like April Fools to be observed on the weekend, so I can enjoy it without having to goof off at work.
Of course, those of you who celebrate a holiday tomorrow may have other conflicts.
Obviously the mods are all going to have the most hideous, distracting, eyesore animated gif avatars possible.
You, too?!
Let me guess. The new posted notipping is our April Fool’s joke?
It’ll be a letdown. How can last year’s corn theme be topped? It can’t, that’s how.
Less than three hours left!
My least favorite time of year ever.
I don’t get pranked I just get lame jokes about my name ::rolleyes: