Arafat's wife.

Yasser diverted a huge amount of money ($4 Billion?) that was supposed to help the Palestinian people into secret bank accounts that only he had access to. I guess he doled out some of this money at some point or another, but his death would have made it unattainable. She allowed the PA folks access to Yasser while he was sick but alive only when they promised to give her a golden parachute. Or… she knew the secrets to where they were hidden, and forked them over after the payoff was assured.

Ok, the story was in the New York Post but what the heck, I’ll spread a rumor or two.

Hot? What is wrong with you people?

Amen to that. She looks like a shaved, wigged, made-up version of Arafat himself.

Yikes! :eek:

It’s a miracle he lived this long!

Makes one understand why he prefered to remain in that Ramallah compound all these years…

Here is a passage taken from a 1987 book by said Spymaster, i.e. General Ion Pacepa, deputy chief of Romania’s intelligence service:

“I just called the microphone monitoring center to ask about the ‘Fedayee,’” Arafat’s code name, explained Munteaunu. “After the meeting with the Comrade, he went directly to the guest house and had dinner. At this very moment, the ‘Fedayee’ is in his bedroom making love to his bodyguard. The one I knew was his latest lover. He’s playing tiger again. The officer monitoring his microphones connected me live with the bedroom, and the squawling almost broke my eardrums. Arafat was roaring like a tiger, and his lover yelping like a hyena.”

In other words, Arafart’s wife was a beard.

Whatever floats your boat, dude. Personally, I don’t think I could bang a girl who won’t be born for another 9 years, but that’s just me.

I think the ultimate jailbait might be -13 years old. Beat you by 3 years.

At what stage of development does a fetus become a viable marriage candidate? Or is that a question fro Great Debates?

Where did all the money originate from? Donations from other ME countries?

I’ve long been struck by her uncanny resemblence to Rachel Dratch. SNL is going to have a real easy time tommorow night.

Linda Tripp, sans the glasses.

He was paying her $100,000 a month all the years she lived in Paris without him.

Personally, it doesn’t seem worth the money.

When it comes to cradle-robbing, Arafat was a piker. Heck, Strom Thurmond’s second wife was 44 years younger than he was!

Since he was admired, charismatic, a living symbol and all that, I can believe that.

My eyes!

She loved his money more.

I dunno, if the alternative was having her live with me…

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

I’m sure she loved him as much as Anna Nicole Smith loved her 90-year-old billionaire husband.

::Hangs head in shame at having to ask this question ::

Umm, what’s a beard ? Besides that thing that grows on faces I mean.

::hangs head in shame whilst awaing an answer ::