Arafat's wife.

Why the fuck did he have such a nice looking wife??? OK, she’s not a pageant queen or anything, but still she’s way pretier than an old fart like Arafat deserved. And she’s 34 years younger than him :mad:

What the heck? I too want a wife 34 years younger than me!

I wouldn’t. Don’t much like the idea of changing nappies on my wife…

If I tried to get a wife 34 years younger than I, I’d be arrested and have to register in every town I lived in.

Control nearly a billion dollars in secret bank accounts, and you too can have a trophy wife:

I just saw the words dog and arafats wife, and came to a foregone conclusion.

Well, if you listen to the anti-gay marriage crowd, once gay marraiges are allowed, marriages to two year-olds will not only be permitted, but mandatory.

What do you call that then? trophy-baby?

Anyway she made a cuckold out of him. Everybody knows she’s been banging her oily Lebanese playboy. What good is a 34 years younger wife, if she is 4000 kilometres away getting banged by someone else? Think Arafat was into phone-sex?

Probably not, considering what happened to Mohammed Abayat.

It also doesn’t hurt that the Palistinian Authority is going to pay her $22mil a year for allowing them to access the secret accounts that Yassar stuffed all that stolen (oops… diverted) money into.

I figured that’s why she went nutso in Paris: it was a tactic in her campaign to ensure the gravy train didn’t come to a screeching halt.

There is some speculation, too, that Arafat’s wife was a bigger beard than the one on his chin.

The strongest assertions to this come from Nicolae Ceaucescu’s former spymaster.

This is also the source for much of the speculation that Arafat may have died from AIDS.

Hell, I think she deserves the money. Would you like to be poked by Yasser? shudder

Since I am 24, my 34-years-younger-than-me wife is currently -10 y.o. Is that the ultimate jailbait or what? :stuck_out_tongue:

Well, since I just turned 34, I better get my ass down to the maternity ward.

Could none of you imagine that she loved him? :confused:

Serious answer: I think that a lot of us have a difficult time imagining anyone loving that man.

No.

The same reason Laura Bush doesn’t look like a trailer-park ho?

What’s this about?

This is, like, one of those money/power things, right?