I guess I’m a pretty lucky guy in that there are more than a few good-looking women here at my office. All of them are nice people to work with, but there are a few in particular who are so attractive that I have to make a concious effort to keep my eyes on my screen if I want to get any work done. Please don’t get me wrong - I’m not normally a leering Cro-Magnon, but when one of these women walk into the room, they somehow manage to disrupt all of my higher cognitive functions.
One girl in particular has a habit of standing by her friend’s desk and leaning over to rest her elbows on it as they chat. This obviously has the effect of sticking her incredibly fine ass out into the air and turning me into a complete wreck. (Insert bumbling, hot-and-bothered smilie here) So, anyone else get that where they work? Are any of your colleagues hotties?
Yes. I work in Miami, which has an abundance of Hotties, and they dress to show it. There are probably eight to ten in my office (200 people) who swivel my noggin. None on my floor, though.
Well… yeah. A couple of real hotties my age, but the most difficult one to handle is sitting right across from me. A tall, blond woman 11 years my senior, but so drop-dead beautiful that words fail me.
I don’t even have any colleagues who are women, sadly. I wish more women were interested in IT. I guess that makes work a pretty bad place to get a date for Saturday night, but at least I’ll be less distracted, eh?
Yes, but they’re all women. Several of my coworkers are 20-somethings who would make Catherine Zeta-Jones and Gwyneth Paltrow curl up in a tiny ball and die of envy.
All they make me do is feel like the Hindenburg in a dress.
Hah! Luckily, we don’t have that kind of sniping where I work. But how in the hell am I supposed to concentrate when I’m presented with a vision of firm and peachy fundamental loveliness, eh? Answer me that!
Honestly, sometimes I don’t know whether to stand and applaud or collapse weeping into my keyboard.
Last place I worked had four that drove me to distraction. One quit, one was married (and my boss), and the last two ended up going out with each other. No luck at all.
There are a couple here, but I’ve gotten pretty good at ignoring that bit. The real treat, though, is when I’ve got a meeting scheduled on the marketing floor. I’m in the wrong career.
Funnily enough, I’m in marketing as well. What is it about this industry that attracts great-looking women? In fact, the women outnumber the men by about 70-30 in my office.
I’m a student in a large Florida university. My “colleagues” are my fellow students, most (seriously, most) of whom are astonishingly good looking women.
Walking from one class to the next isn’t just a journey. It’s an adventure.
You asked for it! Basiclly, they are “face-whores” and they are the only real product for the customer to look at. This is why all radio advertising people are cute, jiggly young women. Sorry to be the one to break it to you!
The place I used to work had about 90% women and of all of them, there were about 2 worth mention. Both were married. One had about a million kids! :eek:
Where I work now, we have distractingly UNattractive people.
Yes. There is, of course, one in particular. Married, of course. But in addition to being very attractive, she wears some perfume that does…something…to me. I’m waiting for the day when she asks me if I have some respiratory problem, since I always inhale so deeply as she goes by.
I guess that makes work a pretty bad place to get a date for Saturday night, but at least I’ll be less distracted, eh? 
