An ode to my most recent bowel movement:
Ahhh
Thank you. Look for the sequel in a bookstore near you.
In the bathroom?
You know, it doesn’t appear that anyone else feels the need to share every bowel movement with us. Alternately, we might just all be full of shit.
I don’t remember the poster’s name but he started out by posting very mundane and pointless stuff in ATMB, mainly about going out to McDonald’s. He was banned and his posts deleted.
Personally, I think that if your bowel movements aren’t mundane and pointless, that’s something you should share … with a qualified physician.
But, if they are mundane and pointless, well, there’s no need to share. We all know what ordinary bowel movements are like. Assholes are like opinions, everybody’s got one.
I thought that the first one should have been locked because of excessive lameness. Quit wasting bandwidth, sparky.
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I think his bowel movements threads could be much less mundane. He could spice them up.
BM#1-- I stopped up the toilet with my rock turds. They were perfectly round and about the size of grapefruits. I was in there for about 3 hours and sweated bullets.
BM#2-- Ohhh technicolor! It was just like that old game I played as a kid, what was it called?, oh yea, Paint 'n Spin. Red, blue, white and green. Patriotic Black Power swirls. Cool.
BM#3-- I wish my ass would stop doing that stupid magic handkerchief trick. Do you know how long it takes to shit 25 scarves tied together?
BM#4-- Damn, how many times can a man shit in one day? I was so full of it by the time I was done I was sitting on a crap pyramid. My head was less than a foot from the ceiling.
I’d read shit like that.
Actually, if your bowels AREN’T pointless, you should see a doctor.
That could be quite painful.
For some reason, this thread reminds me of a letter to the medical advice columnist in a long-ago National Lampoon:
"Dear Dr. Dave,
Every time my phone rings, I have a bowel movement. Is this normal?"
You’re priceless Biggirl.
i farted in the bathtub.