I left out Universal Salvationism (or just Universalism) which says that God truly is infinitely kind and loving, and therefore no one has to burn in hell. I knew a guy who was a strong Universalist; he believed that even Satan would, in the very end, be saved, and return to God’s grace. It’s very difficult for some people to reconcile “hell” and “God’s perfect love.”
I agree that they are over-depicted. I personally know a handful, and they aren’t really any fun to talk theology with. Their views are congealed and clotted: there isn’t any room at all for them to think They are the kind of people who insist, “There are no contradictions in the Bible.” (Yes, there are: dozens of 'em.)
For years, I went around asking: “What would have happened if Jesus had succumbed to Satan’s temptation on the tower?” Satan showed Jesus the world and offered him kingship over it.
Uninteresting answers are: “You shall not tempt the Lord.” “Oh, he wasn’t really tempted.” “Satan is only a worm beside Jesus.” “It could not have happened.”
But every once in a rare while, I’d get an interesting answer. “Well…Jesus would probably have raised an army, defeated Rome, defeated Egypt, defeated everybody, all the way to India and China and North and South America and…everybody. But it would all be for nothing, because there would be no salvation for our sins. Jesus would, when he died, sit by Satan’s side in hell, not by God’s side in heaven.”
I love talking theology with people who are both interested and interesting!