How about we pay teachers minimum wage?
This is not a troll – follow along with me for a moment. To make the math easier, let’s call minimum wage five bucks an hour.
Okay. How many hours worked in a week? Lots of numbers have been thrown around. I’ll stay on the conservative side – 60 hours. That’s $300 per week. Stay with me here.
Extrapolate that to a year, minus two months. Again, this is a conservative-side estimate. $300 per week times 44 weeks = $13,200 annually.
Now, multiply that by the number of students in class. Say, 30, again as an estimate. This number varies widely, of course; it’s also a bit misleading for junior-high and high-school level classes, given that you’ve got a different math teacher, English teacher, biology teacher, etc., unlike in grade school when it’s one person, and the same bunch of kids, all day.
So for grade-school teachers: $13,200 times 30 = $396,000. Upper-class teachers would be paid commensurately more.
Alternative solution. Eliminate the part of state and federal taxes that cover education. Replace them with a flat 5% tax on what you earn, spread over every public (or public-subsidized) teacher you’ve ever had. (The flat 5% would have a progressive minimum cutoff for low-income, blah blah blah.) That internalizes the eventual revenue of a teacher’s efforts. Yeah, yeah, I know, this is just wild-assed hand-waving, and would never actually work. I couldn’t resist, though.
Either that, or cancel one bomber, one tank, one battleship, one missile, every year, and move that money into the education budget. It adds up.
Hijack for semi-related rant. It kills me to see how parents misidentify the teacher’s job. It is not the teacher’s responsibility to teach the child good behavior, or morals, or anything like that. That comes from the home. If the kid is fucked up, it’s either a random fluctuation in biology, in which case it’s medical, or it’s the parent’s fault. Period. I can’t tell you how pissed off I get when I hear parents complaining about kids not being taught right from wrong, or anything else “useful,” in the public classroom. To all of those parents: THAT ISN’T THE PUBLIC SCHOOL’S JOB, DUMBASS. Education is only truly effective if the parent is a collaborator, a cooperating team member. Unfortunately, our social dynamic is changing; when both parents work, and come home too tired to do anything but get dinner from McDonald’s, and let the television babysit their children, of course the kids’ education will suffer. Duh. [/rant]
Teachers are drastically underpaid. But as someone said above, many teachers do it because they love it. And if you love something enough to do it for less money, the market will adjust to compensate.
Sigh…