Yeah, before I got distracted, I was going to post, “Came in late, did you?” 
I don’t remember that. Is that in the remake? I haven’t seen that - only the original with James Brolin.
The original - I haven’t seen the remake either. It is a two or three minute bit of a dark figure walking from room to room and pumping a few bullets into some lumps with bloodpacks under the sheets.
Then cut to an exterior view of the house with a For Sale sign in front of it on a beautiful fall day.
Probably available on Youtube somewhere.
A dark figure? A few bullets? I think you’ve seen the TBS version!
Here’s a spoiler for the opening sequence
The movie starts on November 14th, 1974. We see Ronald DeFeo sitting in his basement watching an old screen-test pattern (you know, with the Indian head). The clock flicks to 3:15 in the morning, and Ronald starts hearing voices that keep saying, “…Catch 'em, kill 'em.” With a possessed look on his face, he slowly grabs his shotgun and walks upstairs. He goes into one bedroom and kills his two brothers, which wakes his youngest sister, Jodie. He goes through the rest of the house, kills his parents and remaining brothers and sisters, and then heads for Jodie’s room. He doesn’t see her at first, but then he hears something inside the closet. He opens the door and sees Jodie sitting on the floor. She looks up at him and asks what’s wrong. He says, “I love you, Jodie,” sticks the barrel in her face, and pulls the trigger.
That’s it - like I say, you’d have the bend the rules… 
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Only one human being dies in The Fly, and it’s debatable just how “human” he is at the end, anyway. But there’s loads of goop and goo and gore before that. Plus a very graphic baboon death.
I had to think back but you’re right! Good one!
The Exorcism Of Emily Rose almost qualifies, with two deaths I can recall.
The Gamedirected by David Fincher.
I suppose it is stretching the definition of horror a bit, and might be more accurately called a thriller, but i’s from the same guy who made Se7en, Alien 3, and Zodiac.
Really - I only remember one:
Emily herself.
WHat about The Vanishing (the original–never seen the remake)? It breaks rule #2, but I think that’s it. And is one of the freakiest horror movies I’ve ever seen.
Daniel
There’s an old French horror movie called Les Yeux sans Visage which I thought fit all of the rules. There is however one death, however, though it’s an accidental one. A generally bloodless film, but an effectively creepy one.
One of the scariest movies I saw was a G-rated docudrama: The Legend of Boggy Creek (1972), full of attempted home invasions by the title creature. No deaths except a dog, and that happens off screen.